As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10577. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 82.76 | 99% | 2019-03-11 |
| 10578. | Professional (professional_... | 82.76 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 10579. | Duc (ducgao4213) | 82.76 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 10580. | Felipe (felipegomes) | 82.76 | 99% | 2019-06-29 |
| 10581. | Soph (sssoooppphhh) | 82.75 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 10582. | Jack Botterill (jizz_missile) | 82.75 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 10583. | Joël (mr_jacket_potato) | 82.75 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 10584. | Swarmy (swarmy) | 82.75 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 10585. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 82.75 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 10586. | Bruno (brunoyb) | 82.75 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 10587. | Gilbert (azulsky085) | 82.74 | 93% | 2017-01-12 |
| 10588. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 82.74 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 10589. | Miguel (madworksmedia) | 82.74 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 10590. | Rebecca (racerrebecca) | 82.74 | 96% | 2016-05-03 |
| 10591. | Angelo (yonep) | 82.74 | 94% | 2017-03-29 |
| 10592. | Wet (lease) | 82.74 | 90% | 2016-02-13 |
| 10593. | quantu (quantu) | 82.73 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 10594. | poopycock17 (luigi65536) | 82.73 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 10595. | Dirty (dirty_jake) | 82.73 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 10596. | John (feanan) | 82.73 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
| 10597. | daniel (danisstillhere) | 82.72 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 10598. | Andrew (andrewmclellan) | 82.72 | 98.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 10599. | Malvin (malleballen) | 82.72 | 97.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 10600. | Harvey (cloudehz) | 82.72 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 10601. | Calvin (acm1lan1) | 82.72 | 93% | 2017-01-21 |
| 10602. | steven (bigdong696969) | 82.71 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 10603. | Mediocre man (khanhyeuquan) | 82.71 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 10604. | MJ (smaji182) | 82.71 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 10605. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 82.71 | 92% | 2016-11-02 |
| 10606. | Bono (sp000neyarc123) | 82.70 | 95.5% | 2024-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |