So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15446. | Sir Addons (joey7) | 75.66 | 93% | 2013-07-19 |
| 15447. | Jindrich (lord_zaran) | 75.66 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 15448. | Karim (hiken) | 75.66 | 92% | 2014-02-09 |
| 15449. | Colemak (gageduke) | 75.66 | 94% | 2013-05-09 |
| 15450. | Ovanchu (magealman) | 75.65 | 89% | 2014-02-28 |
| 15451. | Kuro (kurosamsaek) | 75.65 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 15452. | hadvar101 (hadvar101) | 75.65 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 15453. | rishh_ (imrishitpant) | 75.65 | 94% | 2022-06-21 |
| 15454. | Asif (orthocresol) | 75.65 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 15455. | Rajat (rajat_singla) | 75.65 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 15456. | Marijn (embrose) | 75.64 | 92% | 2015-05-01 |
| 15457. | devr (devr) | 75.64 | 98.2% | 2023-08-11 |
| 15458. | Bert (concentrationchamp) | 75.64 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 15459. | Adam (bsplit) | 75.64 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
| 15460. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 75.64 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 15461. | Alex (60isntbad) | 75.64 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 15462. | gunnneddown (chotai) | 75.63 | 93% | 2012-09-22 |
| 15463. | Vy (vreyma) | 75.63 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 15464. | Icanttypeproperly (icanttyp... | 75.63 | 98% | 2017-08-12 |
| 15465. | Doozer (john00197) | 75.63 | 97% | 2014-08-27 |
| 15466. | Arrival (arrivaldwis) | 75.63 | 93% | 2016-04-04 |
| 15467. | John (feanan) | 75.63 | 94% | 2014-06-07 |
| 15468. | AbdulQader (abdulqader) | 75.62 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 15469. | cty28137 (cty28137) | 75.62 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 15470. | Adnan (adnanzami) | 75.62 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 15471. | Progus (progus) | 75.62 | 97% | 2014-11-29 |
| 15472. | Stephen (kise) | 75.62 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 15473. | Natapon (tetracarboxylic) | 75.62 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 15474. | Alex (alexowned) | 75.62 | 90% | 2014-03-27 |
| 15475. | Meta (metahead) | 75.62 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |