I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
Active since October 9, 2020.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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184. | Robert (typeson) | 96.13 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
185. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 96.12 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
186. | str (sleepallday) | 96.00 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
187. | Cosmic (aji3) | 95.70 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
188. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 95.32 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
189. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 95.25 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
190. | Will (greggaz) | 95.24 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
191. | joy (sdfla) | 95.12 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
192. | Sole (solesl) | 95.07 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
193. | Jewnited States of America ... | 94.84 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
194. | script/script (henville12) | 94.73 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
195. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 94.68 | 99% | 2020-10-20 |
196. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 94.67 | 99% | 2020-11-10 |
197. | Gascoigne (correctionhaha) | 94.66 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
198. | kevin (keevin123) | 94.40 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
199. | Tu (anhtu96) | 94.35 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
200. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 94.05 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
201. | Tortol (tortol) | 93.78 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
202. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 93.73 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
203. | Kaitlyn (kaitlyam) | 93.65 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
204. | arigrate (mercury80) | 93.58 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
205. | Silent (silent_solous) | 93.26 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
206. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 93.26 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
207. | clock (clockw0rk) | 93.23 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
208. | aj (peanut2004) | 93.20 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
209. | cabin (camdcn) | 93.19 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
210. | Ryan (caskblast) | 92.81 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
211. | Petre (petrechen) | 92.77 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
212. | Shivashis (plant99) | 92.69 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
213. | Apexi (apexi) | 92.69 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,500 | 106.05 | October 9, 2020 |