I love bagels even though they are one of mankind's most dangerous foods, which is something most people don't know. For instance, there's actually no safe way to slice a bagel. Except maybe you get somebody to do it for you. I mean you have no idea how many people have sliced an index finger in half along with a bagel.
—from Soap, a other by Susan Harris
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9886. | Jeff (yihaww) | 87.85 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 9887. | c (pliva152) | 87.84 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 9888. | Elfving (elfving) | 87.84 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 9889. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 87.84 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 9890. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 87.83 | 99% | 2022-02-01 |
| 9891. | fae (faeswag) | 87.83 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 9892. | SRI (sr71) | 87.83 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 9893. | Ben Dover (bendoverandgimme) | 87.83 | 98% | 2023-11-01 |
| 9894. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 87.83 | 97.4% | 2023-06-03 |
| 9895. | stryx (qwvl) | 87.82 | 95.9% | 2024-04-21 |
| 9896. | Kevin (dangerwang) | 87.82 | 96% | 2020-05-16 |
| 9897. | Richard (jorimi) | 87.82 | 97.5% | 2024-09-26 |
| 9898. | I'm going back to the start... | 87.81 | 97.7% | 2025-05-07 |
| 9899. | Pablo (ppetran) | 87.81 | 99% | 2018-08-24 |
| 9900. | offdutyc0p (offdutyc0p) | 87.81 | 96.3% | 2023-12-20 |
| 9901. | Malvin (malleballen) | 87.81 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 9902. | Faylite (faylite) | 87.80 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 9903. | Ishaque (ishaque) | 87.80 | 99% | 2023-06-09 |
| 9904. | Aye (aexerz) | 87.80 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 9905. | Swarmy (swarmy) | 87.80 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 9906. | Lucas (lucas44) | 87.80 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 9907. | Gallantino (gallantinogoldy) | 87.79 | 98% | 2025-06-17 |
| 9908. | notcool908 (notcool908) | 87.79 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 9909. | Nurzhan (gokirom) | 87.79 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 9910. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 87.79 | 96.8% | 2025-03-21 |
| 9911. | ZeDerp (zederp) | 87.79 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 9912. | Crakfish (crakfish) | 87.78 | 97% | 2023-07-15 |
| 9913. | Justifist (justifist) | 87.77 | 97.4% | 2024-09-12 |
| 9914. | Jay (jaygles) | 87.77 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9915. | pankster (pankster) | 87.76 | 96% | 2024-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,551 | 87.18 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 60 | 97.29 | December 19, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 89.92 | May 30, 2022 |