The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8439. | SmellsLikePie (piescentedma... | 92.46 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 8440. | Tyler (theov) | 92.46 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 8441. | model (modelfxt) | 92.46 | 98% | 2016-03-07 |
| 8442. | Qodet (qodets) | 92.45 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 8443. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 92.45 | 92% | 2016-05-17 |
| 8444. | Jorge (isuckattypingfast) | 92.45 | 95% | 2016-12-07 |
| 8445. | Kasiourasg (kasiourasg) | 92.45 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 8446. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 92.44 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 8447. | Dro (dro421) | 92.44 | 96% | 2015-09-10 |
| 8448. | BIG LARRY (lolaurence) | 92.43 | 97% | 2014-09-15 |
| 8449. | Shae (shaegreenleaf) | 92.43 | 99% | 2022-11-05 |
| 8450. | Bob (cloud_phantom) | 92.43 | 99% | 2018-06-25 |
| 8451. | Cam (racetam) | 92.42 | 98% | 2016-09-27 |
| 8452. | Silent G (leemechanics) | 92.42 | 93% | 2014-07-07 |
| 8453. | Morgan (morganohrvall) | 92.41 | 97% | 2012-09-30 |
| 8454. | Andre (myagmea) | 92.41 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 8455. | flibux (flibux) | 92.40 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 8456. | Dylan (favoringwinter) | 92.40 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 8457. | Ben (fantomexx) | 92.40 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 8458. | Kacper (frgtn) | 92.40 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 8459. | Brett (archer36) | 92.39 | 95% | 2012-04-27 |
| 8460. | Navarre B Ripol (navarre) | 92.39 | 96% | 2022-11-12 |
| 8461. | Eragon (lordjj_super) | 92.38 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 8462. | Butler (butlergames) | 92.38 | 97% | 2012-06-05 |
| 8463. | Ryan (rbiery) | 92.38 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
| 8464. | javier (allahlover14) | 92.37 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 8465. | Stevan (stevan2k) | 92.37 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 8466. | 1b1b1b1b1b (1b1b1b1b1b) | 92.37 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8467. | Calvin (treefiddy) | 92.37 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 8468. | ynner (hiynnah) | 92.36 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |