So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26953. | c (nigelmcbobby) | 57.65 | 95.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 26954. | amanmishra (amanmishra) | 57.65 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 26955. | Abdulkader (abdulkader) | 57.65 | 99% | 2019-10-30 |
| 26956. | Ciara (ciaralovesyouuu) | 57.64 | 94% | 2014-05-20 |
| 26957. | Lawin (negerbollen) | 57.64 | 86% | 2013-12-13 |
| 26958. | Reece (syco) | 57.64 | 94% | 2013-01-03 |
| 26959. | Tina (benzgrl90) | 57.64 | 92% | 2015-02-17 |
| 26960. | sepehr (sepehrmm) | 57.63 | 95% | 2013-01-17 |
| 26961. | quangtit01 (quangtit01) | 57.63 | 95% | 2012-05-21 |
| 26962. | Lowel Sajol (lowelsajol) | 57.63 | 93% | 2021-04-19 |
| 26963. | Snehdeep (deathor) | 57.63 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 26964. | Vijay (mvjay1985) | 57.63 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 26965. | Jorge (jorfx) | 57.63 | 93% | 2011-08-31 |
| 26966. | billy (gwabs) | 57.63 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 26967. | Caleb (calvinium295) | 57.62 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 26968. | Sebastian (kentzz) | 57.62 | 96% | 2013-10-06 |
| 26969. | guy (guius) | 57.61 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 26970. | Aparesh (aparex) | 57.61 | 94% | 2021-12-05 |
| 26971. | Hrant (hrant99) | 57.61 | 91% | 2015-11-28 |
| 26972. | fatih (fatih) | 57.61 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 26973. | Hung (trinhhungfischer) | 57.60 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 26974. | Wendy (wendy333) | 57.60 | 99% | 2011-10-06 |
| 26975. | Teri (mamobaugh) | 57.60 | 99% | 2017-02-16 |
| 26976. | Ali (aloche) | 57.59 | 95% | 2016-12-27 |
| 26977. | Caden (kingthunder11) | 57.59 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 26978. | Eren (flochforster) | 57.59 | 93% | 2021-07-29 |
| 26979. | Syi (iamsyi) | 57.59 | 97% | 2013-04-10 |
| 26980. | Kris (tymptra) | 57.59 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 26981. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 57.59 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 26982. | AZL (zoranboi) | 57.59 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |