The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8682. | donald_dump. (lookin_xss) | 49.54 | 94% | 2021-10-28 |
| 8683. | aprt06 (aprt06) | 49.54 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 8684. | yui ^_^ (sakyui) | 49.54 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| 8685. | Kreator (thekreator42) | 49.54 | 87% | 2012-01-04 |
| 8686. | Sangryool (sangryool) | 49.54 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 8687. | atsidon (atsidon) | 49.54 | 93% | 2011-09-29 |
| 8688. | sarita (sarita0kumari) | 49.54 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 8689. | Eson (miehunyou) | 49.53 | 94% | 2013-06-25 |
| 8690. | adel (dola77) | 49.53 | 93.1% | 2023-10-07 |
| 8691. | joe6213 (joe6213) | 49.53 | 95% | 2023-06-21 |
| 8692. | J (leathface23) | 49.52 | 93% | 2021-08-24 |
| 8693. | loipro (biladen) | 49.52 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 8694. | Connor (source) | 49.52 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 8695. | Timofey (gewash) | 49.52 | 92% | 2016-08-12 |
| 8696. | hao (thunderlion) | 49.52 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 8697. | Mikeyy (mikeyk1264) | 49.52 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8698. | fathomless (fathomless) | 49.51 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 8699. | Julian (choo) | 49.51 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 8700. | damodar (sikandarsir) | 49.51 | 96% | 2012-05-30 |
| 8701. | Tien (hatien) | 49.50 | 100% | 2013-02-17 |
| 8702. | Jaideep (minusseven) | 49.50 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
| 8703. | sohail (master20011989) | 49.50 | 91% | 2013-08-29 |
| 8704. | Zaid (zaid_farooqui) | 49.50 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8705. | Aria (warmcatch920) | 49.50 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 8706. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 49.49 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
| 8707. | subin (subin_khyajju) | 49.49 | 95% | 2020-09-17 |
| 8708. | Murfy (murfychia) | 49.49 | 96% | 2020-04-02 |
| 8709. | Suryakanta (skroy) | 49.49 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 8710. | naso (smadonnono) | 49.49 | 94% | 2023-01-19 |
| 8711. | Matt (silverfang) | 49.49 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |