Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8092. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 87.53 | 98% | 2025-08-31 |
| 8093. | Coochie (coochiebelt) | 87.53 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
| 8094. | Ivan (darkchild311) | 87.53 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
| 8095. | Not (smirks) | 87.52 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
| 8096. | M (mozzb0zz) | 87.52 | 97% | 2025-05-10 |
| 8097. | hjl316ygh489yu (hjl316ygh48... | 87.52 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 8098. | Charles (xx_white_racer_xx) | 87.52 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 8099. | xdom (xdomiino) | 87.51 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 8100. | + (pigeon0) | 87.51 | 97.7% | 2024-01-08 |
| 8101. | denali (denalii) | 87.51 | 97.2% | 2021-02-20 |
| 8102. | Karunmay (karunmay) | 87.50 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 8103. | Snacks (iwilleatyoursnacks) | 87.50 | 97% | 2024-11-05 |
| 8104. | (strongly_typed_meteorite) | 87.50 | 98% | 2024-05-22 |
| 8105. | J (yzy1234) | 87.48 | 99% | 2021-07-04 |
| 8106. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 87.48 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 8107. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 87.47 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 8108. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 87.46 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 8109. | Rehv (arjay_es) | 87.45 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 8110. | Sean (masian08) | 87.45 | 99% | 2021-08-13 |
| 8111. | Yushi (sunyushi) | 87.44 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 8112. | nhubm (a_blover108) | 87.43 | 98% | 2025-10-06 |
| 8113. | Hoguendalin (hoguendalin) | 87.43 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 8114. | Duncan (micro_t) | 87.43 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
| 8115. | Raffi (darafster) | 87.43 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 8116. | cody (ocdy1001) | 87.43 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 8117. | Lioncio (lioncio12) | 87.43 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 8118. | Juan (isayuno) | 87.43 | 97.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 8119. | tstats[ssohrab] (ssohrab) | 87.43 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 8120. | Marlon (genedy21) | 87.42 | 99% | 2022-07-23 |
| 8121. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 87.42 | 96% | 2024-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |