I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14091. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 76.86 | 95% | 2016-06-10 |
| 14092. | Johnny (_johnnytsunxmi1) | 76.85 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 14093. | Gabriel (dekkoz) | 76.85 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| 14094. | Márton (marconka) | 76.85 | 96% | 2023-02-22 |
| 14095. | Nate (natekid11) | 76.85 | 96.6% | 2025-01-31 |
| 14096. | Cheryl (cheryltheslowturtle) | 76.85 | 96% | 2016-01-02 |
| 14097. | Alin (alinmera) | 76.84 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 14098. | Sean (seanigon) | 76.84 | 96% | 2018-08-08 |
| 14099. | ryan (sunstar12) | 76.84 | 95% | 2022-09-11 |
| 14100. | Grandtour (grandtourgames) | 76.84 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 14101. | Vincent (mario_1_mouse) | 76.83 | 94% | 2022-02-14 |
| 14102. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 76.83 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 14103. | Ze (taludon) | 76.82 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 14104. | Nils (nilshilmar) | 76.82 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 14105. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 76.82 | 97% | 2015-05-01 |
| 14106. | Stentor (stesanor) | 76.82 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 14107. | Starzles (starzles) | 76.81 | 93% | 2016-07-24 |
| 14108. | Me (orangejews) | 76.81 | 99% | 2019-11-14 |
| 14109. | Fate (fatepm) | 76.81 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 14110. | Chuoky (yula24) | 76.80 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 14111. | (you) (user_phil) | 76.80 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
| 14112. | I_Love_Goth_Girls (evilroy) | 76.79 | 95.9% | 2024-12-25 |
| 14113. | thelifeofpablo (smallyeglaz... | 76.79 | 97.3% | 2024-11-21 |
| 14114. | Brian (briandh25) | 76.79 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 14115. | Daniel (xdanielx456) | 76.79 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 14116. | Snh2003 (snh2003) | 76.79 | 93% | 2016-10-27 |
| 14117. | MO (mag240) | 76.78 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 14118. | Keingar (keingar) | 76.78 | 95.7% | 2024-02-05 |
| 14119. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 76.78 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 14120. | Jackie (jackie_cogan) | 76.78 | 97% | 2017-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |