The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10591. | yong (topcool) | 88.14 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 10592. | Adrian (adriangat) | 88.14 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 10593. | sloth on sedative (johnbogu... | 88.14 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10594. | Blender (taktisy) | 88.14 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
| 10595. | bell (bellflower) | 88.14 | 87% | 2015-11-01 |
| 10596. | Cora (bluesunrise) | 88.13 | 91% | 2015-10-26 |
| 10597. | Andrew (narchio) | 88.13 | 98% | 2020-01-21 |
| 10598. | Japonizm (showhey0705) | 88.13 | 98% | 2011-05-27 |
| 10599. | Francesco (billyboe) | 88.12 | 99% | 2012-11-22 |
| 10600. | byronze (toqoz) | 88.12 | 96% | 2016-01-22 |
| 10601. | A (chilt0n) | 88.11 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 10602. | Kevin (thebachellor) | 88.11 | 92% | 2012-07-27 |
| 10603. | Jochwa (djoshuahebert) | 88.10 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 10604. | Kashif (brownman69) | 88.10 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 10605. | Trent (trentono) | 88.10 | 97% | 2016-06-23 |
| 10606. | Matt (mdbeatle) | 88.09 | 95% | 2015-03-19 |
| 10607. | FatDragon (fatdragon) | 88.08 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 10608. | David (dwang05) | 88.08 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 10609. | Dylan (dolans) | 88.08 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 10610. | Tammie (tamxd) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 10611. | wiredShark (slamerpunch) | 88.08 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 10612. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 10613. | Tom (jeronex) | 88.08 | 96% | 2013-06-14 |
| 10614. | Pedraam (pedraam) | 88.08 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
| 10615. | SeanBona (pball4ever) | 88.08 | 95% | 2014-01-20 |
| 10616. | Muhammad Iqbal (mitiqi) | 88.07 | 96% | 2013-05-08 |
| 10617. | melz (melzidek) | 88.06 | 90% | 2014-01-09 |
| 10618. | Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (dap... | 88.06 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 10619. | Deric (dericimoe) | 88.06 | 97% | 2015-07-07 |
| 10620. | imbad (imbad789) | 88.05 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |