When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7499. | Plonk (zombie_moon) | 89.87 | 99% | 2024-07-29 |
| 7500. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 89.87 | 97.4% | 2024-06-20 |
| 7501. | Love♥ (harshs99) | 89.87 | 99% | 2023-01-19 |
| 7502. | Phoenix (phoenixlite) | 89.86 | 99% | 2025-07-07 |
| 7503. | Simo (simo_) | 89.86 | 98% | 2017-02-14 |
| 7504. | Dan (stefanstef) | 89.86 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 7505. | Osh (elvor) | 89.85 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 7506. | Grace Bernelli (grace_berne... | 89.85 | 96.3% | 2023-09-06 |
| 7507. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 89.85 | 99% | 2020-04-03 |
| 7508. | elnino (elnio2803) | 89.85 | 97.4% | 2023-05-24 |
| 7509. | Wawa (wawasc) | 89.84 | 99% | 2022-03-03 |
| 7510. | good (afternoonracer) | 89.84 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 7511. | old (oldjust101) | 89.84 | 97% | 2018-07-20 |
| 7512. | Rube (rubegoldberger) | 89.84 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 7513. | Jason (cyonjyskxi) | 89.84 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 7514. | Sharod (lick23) | 89.84 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| 7515. | Loreago (draco25) | 89.83 | 96% | 2025-09-27 |
| 7516. | Bobby (bobby1344) | 89.83 | 97% | 2024-06-10 |
| 7517. | Joshua (type_god_1466) | 89.83 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 7518. | inlaidwater (inlaidwater) | 89.83 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 7519. | ryan (frustrate) | 89.83 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 7520. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 89.83 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 7521. | Ivan (fastrabbit) | 89.83 | 97% | 2017-03-04 |
| 7522. | vlad (brokenblood) | 89.82 | 96% | 2018-07-28 |
| 7523. | Mike (mike0_0) | 89.82 | 98% | 2022-10-15 |
| 7524. | Nathan (ultracheeks) | 89.81 | 97% | 2023-12-11 |
| 7525. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 89.81 | 99% | 2019-02-10 |
| 7526. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 89.81 | 99% | 2023-05-14 |
| 7527. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 89.81 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 7528. | Abe (abe21) | 89.80 | 99% | 2025-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |