And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36919. | Jessi (jessimccracken) | 48.33 | 85% | 2011-11-28 |
| 36920. | alaa (alaa_eddin) | 48.33 | 94% | 2021-11-17 |
| 36921. | Bryce (gauss) | 48.33 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 36922. | phương (jann) | 48.33 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 36923. | iwillcomboyou (iwillcomboyou) | 48.32 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
| 36924. | Nancy (udang) | 48.31 | 83% | 2015-11-20 |
| 36925. | salem (s263030) | 48.31 | 93% | 2014-12-12 |
| 36926. | Clark (clarker007) | 48.30 | 88% | 2017-03-31 |
| 36927. | Johnny (lichtst4ria) | 48.30 | 93.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 36928. | Ghazanfar (ghazanfar6121) | 48.30 | 94% | 2016-01-07 |
| 36929. | Grace (adorable) | 48.30 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 36930. | Dylan (weirdo2) | 48.29 | 95% | 2022-02-02 |
| 36931. | vivek (vc8bp) | 48.29 | 94.7% | 2023-06-27 |
| 36932. | Satya (satya123sahoo) | 48.29 | 95% | 2016-11-17 |
| 36933. | Jarred (dogfart) | 48.29 | 89% | 2011-05-10 |
| 36934. | Deborah (dmarlin) | 48.29 | 97% | 2013-02-26 |
| 36935. | Maggie (maggiesman) | 48.28 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 36936. | Stv (stevenchau_98) | 48.28 | 95% | 2017-07-11 |
| 36937. | ccct (fastleopard) | 48.28 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 36938. | benjamin (hombreba) | 48.28 | 93% | 2012-02-21 |
| 36939. | subahisrani1 (subahisrani1) | 48.28 | 96% | 2011-06-16 |
| 36940. | Ali (alimansha) | 48.28 | 95% | 2014-02-20 |
| 36941. | Billy John (dooz) | 48.27 | 94% | 2021-07-20 |
| 36942. | kunal (kunal012) | 48.27 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 36943. | leonardo (aldonardo) | 48.27 | 92% | 2015-03-24 |
| 36944. | Dong (meodorewan) | 48.27 | 85% | 2014-10-05 |
| 36945. | hamizah (mizaay) | 48.27 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 36946. | Juan (rjuan) | 48.27 | 97% | 2013-05-25 |
| 36947. | birendra (kitsbiru) | 48.27 | 96% | 2016-10-15 |
| 36948. | Aldwin (kahrmah) | 48.26 | 96% | 2013-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |