The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14264. | Crackersontheshelf (taejung... | 81.28 | 97.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 14265. | Martwica! (martwica) | 81.28 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 14266. | Jere (jerel) | 81.28 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 14267. | Ford (xxx_pussydestroyer_xxx) | 81.28 | 95% | 2016-03-15 |
| 14268. | Petr (jezour) | 81.27 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 14269. | Garrett (notflafee) | 81.27 | 90% | 2016-04-13 |
| 14270. | Jonathan (zrizi) | 81.27 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 14271. | Joyce (orchids) | 81.27 | 87% | 2012-05-18 |
| 14272. | Timothy (thekoreanbanana) | 81.26 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 14273. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 81.26 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 14274. | Christopher (smurtcj) | 81.26 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 14275. | Zero (shaneawp) | 81.26 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 14276. | Stevy (stevymu) | 81.25 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 14277. | Clarissa (clarissamaranne) | 81.25 | 97% | 2015-07-02 |
| 14278. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 81.25 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 14279. | Shut (heisenberg) | 81.25 | 95% | 2013-06-06 |
| 14280. | Dylan (draxion_) | 81.24 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 14281. | Thanh (tmantmang) | 81.24 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 14282. | FastFall (fastfall) | 81.24 | 98% | 2015-03-06 |
| 14283. | SRK (sreekumar) | 81.24 | 95% | 2014-06-22 |
| 14284. | Alex (unworldlyfoot) | 81.24 | 98% | 2016-05-26 |
| 14285. | Huyền (pehuyen2507) | 81.24 | 91% | 2013-03-29 |
| 14286. | meg (lenin_grad) | 81.23 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 14287. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 81.23 | 96.7% | 2021-02-03 |
| 14288. | Nila (kiyokoha_love) | 81.23 | 92% | 2013-05-15 |
| 14289. | natec (natec) | 81.23 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 14290. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 81.22 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 14291. | Tarun (tarun111) | 81.22 | 97% | 2014-05-21 |
| 14292. | Jordi El Nino (jordipolla) | 81.22 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 14293. | Rem (remfromrezero) | 81.22 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |