I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8660. | Douglas (hydraulix16aa) | 89.19 | 97% | 2024-02-18 |
| 8661. | Saulius (zemfry) | 89.19 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 8662. | ekoth (ekoth) | 89.19 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
| 8663. | jake (jakeoha) | 89.18 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 8664. | Rave (raveskool) | 89.17 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
| 8665. | Pavel (lmperius) | 89.17 | 97% | 2023-10-06 |
| 8666. | yaboy (yaboyskinnyweenus) | 89.17 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8667. | David (davebydave) | 89.17 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 8668. | Cathy (procats) | 89.16 | 97% | 2025-05-31 |
| 8669. | Jake (bluewater800) | 89.16 | 98.4% | 2023-11-21 |
| 8670. | Carlton (notlrac001) | 89.16 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8671. | Robbie (r_obbi_e) | 89.15 | 96.4% | 2024-10-23 |
| 8672. | Anis (anis22) | 89.15 | 98% | 2023-11-08 |
| 8673. | Tim (micronchip) | 89.15 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 8674. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 89.15 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 8675. | 21blackjack (21blackjack_) | 89.15 | 97% | 2017-04-15 |
| 8676. | krrr (krrr2) | 89.14 | 95% | 2024-12-14 |
| 8677. | Potato (milkbag) | 89.14 | 98.1% | 2024-08-30 |
| 8678. | Faster Than You (Most of th... | 89.14 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 8679. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 89.14 | 98% | 2024-06-22 |
| 8680. | Kobe (kobeelijah111) | 89.13 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| 8681. | Qazz (qazztheqazz) | 89.13 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 8682. | laerton (laerton) | 89.13 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 8683. | Abdallah (akokash) | 89.13 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 8684. | Dupek500 (dupek500) | 89.13 | 87% | 2017-02-03 |
| 8685. | Carless (carless) | 89.13 | 95% | 2017-04-24 |
| 8686. | Troy (dogepowers) | 89.12 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8687. | abhishek (abk_k) | 89.12 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 8688. | Tim (thole) | 89.11 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 8689. | Nathan (craizar) | 89.11 | 99% | 2021-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |