I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9760. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 90.78 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 9761. | Paul (paulwhoisaghost) | 90.78 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
| 9762. | Scott Acho (scottacho) | 90.77 | 96% | 2025-11-11 |
| 9763. | Peter (firacs79) | 90.77 | 99% | 2022-06-29 |
| 9764. | triangle (triangle369) | 90.77 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9765. | Eli (incarnis1) | 90.76 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 9766. | Gurman (khasla_1) | 90.76 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 9767. | Joel (flamebrawler1) | 90.76 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 9768. | Llama (elmo_bluey) | 90.76 | 96.3% | 2023-11-10 |
| 9769. | Jay (jdpthota) | 90.75 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 9770. | David (dazzlethc) | 90.75 | 98% | 2020-03-15 |
| 9771. | Vishnu (vishnu6174) | 90.75 | 98.2% | 2023-07-30 |
| 9772. | Suigikawa (suigikawa) | 90.75 | 99% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9773. | i cant spel (deoxyshock) | 90.75 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9774. | Kamyar (imkamyar) | 90.75 | 96% | 2023-12-21 |
| 9775. | Gb9vsUyEfXfK (a6wpaejayfpr) | 90.74 | 95% | 2017-07-09 |
| 9776. | Math (faster_babe) | 90.73 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9777. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 90.73 | 99% | 2021-04-18 |
| 9778. | PinkTheLongNeck (pinkthelon... | 90.73 | 98% | 2024-10-14 |
| 9779. | oscar (lloydisloud231) | 90.73 | 97.2% | 2024-02-16 |
| 9780. | Nihbru (nihbru) | 90.72 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 9781. | Chris (jct314) | 90.72 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 9782. | Eugene (taiwansfinest) | 90.71 | 95% | 2018-01-13 |
| 9783. | Björn (bjoentp) | 90.71 | 99% | 2018-01-17 |
| 9784. | Tom (derpling) | 90.71 | 99.4% | 2023-12-24 |
| 9785. | ッッッ (markfaded) | 90.70 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 9786. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 90.70 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9787. | Justin (leethelethal) | 90.70 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 9788. | cho (chcastr) | 90.69 | 98% | 2017-06-09 |
| 9789. | neil (revelation2439) | 90.69 | 99% | 2018-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |