The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16059. | iglo31 (iglo31) | 78.35 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 16060. | yasin (yasin321) | 78.35 | 19% | 2016-05-25 |
| 16061. | Tracy (schelgirl) | 78.35 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 16062. | Joe (warstolrem) | 78.35 | 94% | 2015-08-01 |
| 16063. | stannny (stannic1) | 78.35 | 95% | 2012-09-12 |
| 16064. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 78.35 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 16065. | Kai (img3) | 78.34 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 16066. | Eric (thepostit) | 78.34 | 92% | 2012-10-02 |
| 16067. | V (vvww) | 78.34 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 16068. | Jeff (qwerty8979) | 78.34 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 16069. | Anthony S. (anthonyjshuey) | 78.34 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 16070. | Tai (kungpaochicken) | 78.34 | 90% | 2012-01-14 |
| 16071. | eric (erictheass3) | 78.34 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 16072. | biscuits (veronicalo) | 78.33 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 16073. | E (tmuk) | 78.33 | 98% | 2012-09-05 |
| 16074. | Csanád (csanesz) | 78.33 | 97% | 2013-02-11 |
| 16075. | Htgan (htgan) | 78.32 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 16076. | Nathan (memewhat123) | 78.32 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 16077. | Helena (coolister3) | 78.32 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 16078. | Chris (yanksc) | 78.32 | 97% | 2012-01-04 |
| 16079. | Math (faster_babe) | 78.32 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
| 16080. | Jake (startedat39wpm) | 78.31 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 16081. | Lava (lavaweiner) | 78.31 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
| 16082. | nxg2012 (nxg2012) | 78.31 | 94% | 2012-09-18 |
| 16083. | Magsi (magsi) | 78.30 | 92% | 2016-03-18 |
| 16084. | Atsri (atsri) | 78.30 | 97% | 2014-12-04 |
| 16085. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 78.30 | 95.7% | 2023-08-06 |
| 16086. | Unlixes (unlixes) | 78.30 | 86% | 2014-07-28 |
| 16087. | Wood (samtyper1992) | 78.29 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 16088. | o (seticl) | 78.29 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |