I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12167. | Ivantill (mizisua) | 81.68 | 94.9% | 2025-04-21 |
| 12168. | Renzo (ozner28) | 81.68 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 12169. | Nic (_nic_) | 81.68 | 95% | 2017-07-06 |
| 12170. | T (omega5002) | 81.68 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 12171. | Entro (entro_50) | 81.67 | 97% | 2025-11-19 |
| 12172. | Annie (candicepurple) | 81.67 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 12173. | Ajay (ajaygupta) | 81.67 | 91% | 2016-05-04 |
| 12174. | Benny (lunaxd) | 81.67 | 93% | 2016-03-17 |
| 12175. | Random (random_stranger) | 81.66 | 96% | 2022-02-28 |
| 12176. | Snoop (snooptrader) | 81.66 | 99% | 2023-12-10 |
| 12177. | Andrew (aescay) | 81.66 | 96% | 2022-10-06 |
| 12178. | Alei (aleiswift) | 81.66 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 12179. | YubiKori (aintrisk) | 81.66 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 12180. | Jack (katale7) | 81.66 | 92% | 2015-04-26 |
| 12181. | Matt (mattisaderp) | 81.66 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 12182. | Mike (perception) | 81.66 | 96% | 2015-05-04 |
| 12183. | Bangladeshi (rakibahmedtonmoy) | 81.65 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 12184. | Sato2020 (sato2020) | 81.65 | 97.8% | 2023-07-15 |
| 12185. | Andy (andy_j_k) | 81.65 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 12186. | CJ (thatkid004) | 81.65 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 12187. | Jacek (axee) | 81.65 | 99% | 2018-02-12 |
| 12188. | Jay (jdpthota) | 81.65 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
| 12189. | Žan (fastap) | 81.65 | 92% | 2017-04-16 |
| 12190. | jack (suckyourmum2021) | 81.64 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 12191. | sAnideos (sanideos) | 81.63 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 12192. | Tai (leanhtaiit) | 81.63 | 99% | 2017-09-16 |
| 12193. | Oleg (braga01) | 81.63 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 12194. | Kaylan (khmartin137) | 81.62 | 97% | 2024-09-17 |
| 12195. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 81.62 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 12196. | fast_and_curious (asimali246) | 81.62 | 94% | 2015-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |