The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7832. | Jivvy (jivvy6) | 93.95 | 99% | 2021-03-09 |
| 7833. | Daikaigan (daikaigan) | 93.95 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 7834. | Martel (marty09) | 93.95 | 96% | 2012-08-07 |
| 7835. | kalaset (kalaset) | 93.95 | 99% | 2013-12-19 |
| 7836. | Poop (lumenesce) | 93.94 | 95% | 2015-07-26 |
| 7837. | Leonardus (hadestyping_06) | 93.94 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 7838. | Densetsu (nori7) | 93.94 | 96% | 2013-10-29 |
| 7839. | javed (m.javediqbal51214@gm... | 93.94 | 96% | 2017-05-30 |
| 7840. | daniel (drakuly) | 93.93 | 94% | 2016-09-15 |
| 7841. | 😡😡😡 (cefjoeii) | 93.93 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 7842. | V01D (inferno888) | 93.93 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7843. | gotta go fest (voyagerblas) | 93.93 | 95% | 2014-06-02 |
| 7844. | laezza (inimitabile) | 93.92 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 7845. | sheep (theonesheep) | 93.92 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 7846. | Kyle (modanno) | 93.92 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 7847. | Kirke (kirke) | 93.92 | 97% | 2015-01-17 |
| 7848. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 93.91 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 7849. | Harm (harmdebeuker) | 93.91 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7850. | pog (pogpogpogpog) | 93.91 | 95.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7851. | farine (farine) | 93.91 | 100% | 2021-03-09 |
| 7852. | Brandon (tulanut) | 93.91 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 7853. | Stan (stan__) | 93.91 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 7854. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 93.91 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 7855. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 93.91 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
| 7856. | skram (rricrds) | 93.90 | 95.5% | 2023-09-21 |
| 7857. | Jazz Hands (offsound) | 93.90 | 97% | 2013-03-04 |
| 7858. | Alan (1591755) | 93.90 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 7859. | Catman (catmancatplan) | 93.90 | 95% | 2013-09-09 |
| 7860. | Simon (jangjun0901) | 93.89 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 7861. | Thomas (tskilla) | 93.89 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |