I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12844. | Joshua (joshque) | 80.41 | 97.2% | 2025-03-15 |
| 12845. | Jacob (spacelamar) | 80.41 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 12846. | DANK (turd_chopper) | 80.40 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 12847. | Nicey (ni_cey) | 80.40 | 95.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| 12848. | Hailee (haileeshower) | 80.40 | 96% | 2016-07-15 |
| 12849. | haha (shreyam) | 80.40 | 93% | 2017-03-17 |
| 12850. | Intruder (mad_sam) | 80.40 | 95% | 2016-10-07 |
| 12851. | Leonardo (nscape) | 80.39 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 12852. | Idiyet (praxx) | 80.39 | 95% | 2015-11-23 |
| 12853. | aokepokeNoQuit (dweepie) | 80.39 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 12854. | Lynx (lynxseph) | 80.39 | 90% | 2016-08-27 |
| 12855. | CJ (blacky_08) | 80.38 | 96.7% | 2024-07-16 |
| 12856. | Evan (zinctoo) | 80.38 | 97% | 2015-04-17 |
| 12857. | olololololol (pelel) | 80.38 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 12858. | Guest (train9013c) | 80.38 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 12859. | Niraj (nirajs) | 80.38 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 12860. | Fran (fariddlem) | 80.37 | 97.3% | 2024-11-24 |
| 12861. | Zubelinde (jhony987) | 80.37 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 12862. | YSSH (yosshi) | 80.37 | 95% | 2022-01-22 |
| 12863. | Shentar (shentar) | 80.36 | 96% | 2015-09-20 |
| 12864. | Sophie Feldman (doodlefinny) | 80.36 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
| 12865. | Omar (nsm_omar) | 80.36 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 12866. | Meerkat (mrmeerkat) | 80.36 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 12867. | Sentinel (fedayeen) | 80.36 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 12868. | Slow (greenthunderstorm) | 80.36 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 12869. | Muthu (muthus) | 80.36 | 95% | 2015-04-06 |
| 12870. | Laura (bluswirll) | 80.36 | 92% | 2016-05-12 |
| 12871. | Harry (txharry) | 80.35 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 12872. | Etoragon (etoragon) | 80.35 | 96.4% | 2023-10-04 |
| 12873. | bait kush (bait_kush) | 80.35 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |