The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11004. | Sssaajj (sanjisan) | 87.10 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 11005. | Jason (altaria13) | 87.10 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 11006. | Shruti (shrutisuresh605) | 87.10 | 96% | 2012-06-22 |
| 11007. | Nathan (clarbuskoo) | 87.10 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
| 11008. | Zeo (zeobro) | 87.09 | 93% | 2013-09-04 |
| 11009. | Lime (blueangel_ph) | 87.09 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 11010. | Tommy (king_mystik_) | 87.09 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 11011. | Ham (balognaonkeyboard) | 87.09 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 11012. | Isaac (peregrinus) | 87.09 | 96% | 2016-04-21 |
| 11013. | venus® (venuspailer) | 87.08 | 98.1% | 2023-09-19 |
| 11014. | Rachel (rachel1491) | 87.08 | 98% | 2015-08-10 |
| 11015. | Angela (gillygirls) | 87.08 | 95% | 2016-06-20 |
| 11016. | Brett (pinkepank) | 87.07 | 97% | 2015-11-10 |
| 11017. | gustaf (guggeo) | 87.07 | 97% | 2012-09-28 |
| 11018. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 87.07 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 11019. | Akshar (aksharchrome) | 87.07 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
| 11020. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 87.06 | 97.3% | 2023-06-28 |
| 11021. | Tikhon (tikhon) | 87.06 | 93% | 2012-03-16 |
| 11022. | Farkhat (farick92) | 87.06 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
| 11023. | Rodrigo (alang217) | 87.06 | 93% | 2017-02-17 |
| 11024. | felix (felix_108) | 87.05 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 11025. | Gus (gusthepip) | 87.05 | 92% | 2013-11-19 |
| 11026. | Chad (calforex) | 87.05 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 11027. | Bjorn (bjornbaboon) | 87.05 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 11028. | zzephyr (zzephyr) | 87.05 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 11029. | Sebastian (proudpole) | 87.05 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 11030. | David (king_cao1) | 87.05 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11031. | SpeedyCaret^ (wtl_jp) | 87.05 | 93% | 2015-03-19 |
| 11032. | Wan Shi Tong (wan_shi_tong) | 87.05 | 94% | 2013-12-22 |
| 11033. | Ken (kyberken) | 87.04 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |