As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10691. | 27reiddj (27reiddj) | 81.94 | 97.2% | 2023-10-25 |
| 10692. | Danny (danny1901) | 81.94 | 98.8% | 2021-01-30 |
| 10693. | discolars (discolars) | 81.94 | 96% | 2016-03-05 |
| 10694. | Hillary (typeymane) | 81.94 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 10695. | Kat (katwhite) | 81.94 | 98% | 2018-11-12 |
| 10696. | Snerulite (snerulite) | 81.94 | 95% | 2016-12-20 |
| 10697. | JJ Johnson Son (slaggen) | 81.93 | 99% | 2024-01-28 |
| 10698. | Ugliest (dankdingdonghd) | 81.93 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 10699. | TV (ljothjor) | 81.93 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 10700. | maroon (hofgalmir) | 81.93 | 97% | 2024-08-02 |
| 10701. | dalineth (dalineth) | 81.93 | 96% | 2018-03-01 |
| 10702. | Luis (chapibol) | 81.92 | 99% | 2024-12-15 |
| 10703. | ... (the_sesquipedalienist) | 81.92 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
| 10704. | Rob (killeravocado) | 81.92 | 93% | 2016-06-24 |
| 10705. | Sukant (sukant) | 81.92 | 96% | 2016-02-03 |
| 10706. | Rohan (dontheweegee) | 81.92 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 10707. | Chra (chradora) | 81.91 | 100% | 2024-06-18 |
| 10708. | Mark (mlawr187) | 81.91 | 96% | 2016-11-28 |
| 10709. | tstats[dannyworld] (dannywo... | 81.91 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 10710. | ChaoticNarcotic (chaotic_na... | 81.91 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
| 10711. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 81.91 | 98% | 2017-08-06 |
| 10712. | Wasim (golden_horse) | 81.91 | 99% | 2015-10-19 |
| 10713. | fantom (fantom_x86) | 81.91 | 95% | 2015-04-04 |
| 10714. | Jason (jsinkidd) | 81.90 | 94% | 2017-04-05 |
| 10715. | M (schrempsky) | 81.90 | 97% | 2017-03-21 |
| 10716. | Dr. Laps (gtraballo) | 81.90 | 91% | 2015-05-15 |
| 10717. | Shoegum (shoegum) | 81.89 | 92% | 2015-11-23 |
| 10718. | CatShark (dodobunny) | 81.89 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10719. | Fang (fangalpha) | 81.89 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 10720. | Woo-Ri (drquacks) | 81.89 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |