When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8594. | ega (egareyh) | 86.71 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 8595. | ilove cheese142 (ktylol) | 86.71 | 98% | 2025-08-19 |
| 8596. | Victor (tchillt) | 86.70 | 95% | 2026-03-28 |
| 8597. | Dave (inotdave) | 86.70 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 8598. | Max (goinfullderp) | 86.70 | 98% | 2018-03-21 |
| 8599. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 86.70 | 99% | 2018-08-25 |
| 8600. | Ozan (remnant) | 86.69 | 96% | 2026-01-28 |
| 8601. | Ozemi (ozemi) | 86.69 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 8602. | Dodo (vuvudodo) | 86.69 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 8603. | Giovanni (klangtheatron) | 86.69 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 8604. | Tobbe (tobbe326) | 86.69 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 8605. | Joe (swansonson) | 86.68 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 8606. | Keke (azumon) | 86.68 | 96% | 2018-04-18 |
| 8607. | meme (mememan9) | 86.66 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 8608. | Adem (euphorichardstyle) | 86.66 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 8609. | صنديد (sundid) | 86.66 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8610. | CawCawByrdy (nova_byrdy) | 86.65 | 97% | 2025-05-08 |
| 8611. | Fang (fangalpha) | 86.65 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 8612. | daniel seen (danielseen) | 86.65 | 97% | 2024-07-26 |
| 8613. | Avacado (taiwanrank1) | 86.65 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 8614. | Cooper (tancoop) | 86.65 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 8615. | Chooseysumo4 (chooseysumo4) | 86.64 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 8616. | Memes (boomx9) | 86.64 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 8617. | Reza (mreza0101) | 86.63 | 96.9% | 2025-03-28 |
| 8618. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 86.63 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 8619. | Dimian (want_dimsum) | 86.63 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 8620. | muhammet (muhammed1104) | 86.62 | 98% | 2026-01-28 |
| 8621. | blob (blobery) | 86.62 | 97.1% | 2023-12-30 |
| 8622. | qwerty (suicidepepe) | 86.62 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 8623. | Shelby (typo5) | 86.62 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |