So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7225. | taro (taro_curly) | 91.91 | 98% | 2016-06-11 |
| 7226. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 91.90 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 7227. | (joeyryan453) | 91.90 | 98% | 2016-05-19 |
| 7228. | Hysni (hysi) | 91.90 | 96% | 2016-01-20 |
| 7229. | (sal_kal) | 91.89 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 7230. | Lorraine (lorrainegoh) | 91.89 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 7231. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 91.89 | 99% | 2021-12-18 |
| 7232. | (inggoodface) | 91.88 | 91% | 2015-06-28 |
| 7233. | (portiz121803) | 91.88 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
| 7234. | (galei) | 91.87 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 7235. | crstaien (crstaien) | 91.86 | 96.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 7236. | Peter (speedytheturtle) | 91.86 | 95% | 2015-04-13 |
| 7237. | Hayley (hghghayley20) | 91.86 | 93% | 2014-07-20 |
| 7238. | (blueboa) | 91.86 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 7239. | Peter (beten) | 91.86 | 96% | 2014-05-27 |
| 7240. | Jesse (senoculus) | 91.86 | 96% | 2012-01-19 |
| 7241. | Kai (img3) | 91.85 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 7242. | (faly07) | 91.85 | 99% | 2023-08-05 |
| 7243. | (pegas) | 91.85 | — | 2010-01-30 |
| 7244. | (abbycheung) | 91.84 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 7245. | (oisinoduibhir) | 91.84 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 7246. | (babyonbaby) | 91.84 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 7247. | (markustelser) | 91.83 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 7248. | (joot) | 91.83 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 7249. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 91.83 | 99% | 2017-01-25 |
| 7250. | (sgnnb) | 91.83 | 100% | 2016-05-05 |
| 7251. | Koupka (koupka) | 91.82 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 7252. | (buckkeefe) | 91.81 | 88% | 2011-11-13 |
| 7253. | (jaodamata) | 91.81 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 7254. | Reap (phengwei) | 91.81 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |