I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2583. | Water❤️Colemak-DH (wate... | 83.54 | 96.8% | 2023-08-12 |
| 2584. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 83.54 | 97.2% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2585. | Za (toe_wiggler10) | 83.52 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 2586. | Juho (juhgu) | 83.51 | 94.9% | 2024-06-24 |
| 2587. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 83.51 | 97.4% | 2024-04-06 |
| 2588. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 83.50 | 95.9% | 2023-10-16 |
| 2589. | Kimahry (kimahry) | 83.47 | 97.9% | 2023-08-25 |
| 2590. | Hayden (bbboi17) | 83.47 | 96% | 2025-12-11 |
| 2591. | L G (lg1207) | 83.45 | 97% | 2024-06-18 |
| 2592. | Duke121 (duke121) | 83.45 | 96.7% | 2025-03-03 |
| 2593. | Amir Zenelji (hercdisclosed) | 83.45 | 97% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2594. | jrdng (jrdng) | 83.44 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 2595. | Splunky (splunkyyy) | 83.43 | 96% | 2024-07-14 |
| 2596. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 83.42 | 97.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2597. | norble (norble) | 83.41 | 97% | 2024-10-06 |
| 2598. | Benneth Baller (ben_baller) | 83.40 | 96% | 2025-03-19 |
| 2599. | Maja (ihatepigs) | 83.39 | 96% | 2024-07-23 |
| 2600. | dfgdfg (fallowbrinks) | 83.39 | 96% | 2024-05-12 |
| 2601. | Ishaan (ishaank10) | 83.37 | 97% | 2025-10-27 |
| 2602. | lelocle (lelocle) | 83.35 | 98.5% | 2023-09-26 |
| 2603. | Rafiul (rafiul41) | 83.35 | 97.5% | 2024-05-28 |
| 2604. | Zhuojun (zhuojun_12) | 83.32 | 95.5% | 2025-01-08 |
| 2605. | Nicey (ni_cey) | 83.32 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 2606. | prashik0 (prashik0) | 83.29 | 98% | 2025-08-17 |
| 2607. | streetcar (dohrn1i) | 83.29 | 97% | 2024-06-02 |
| 2608. | firi (firi431) | 83.27 | 95% | 2025-07-14 |
| 2609. | Miles (hauskaz) | 83.27 | 96.3% | 2025-03-07 |
| 2610. | deeri (deeri) | 83.26 | 96% | 2024-08-19 |
| 2611. | Trevor (sehguh) | 83.25 | 97% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2612. | Filip (kicklets) | 83.25 | 96.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |