I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9936. | Toddy (toddies) | 85.68 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 9937. | notkinruyuu (notkinruyuu) | 85.68 | 96.8% | 2025-03-10 |
| 9938. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 85.67 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
| 9939. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 85.67 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 9940. | Eddy (turtleboy604) | 85.66 | 99% | 2018-10-14 |
| 9941. | Rinnaris (rinnaris) | 85.66 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 9942. | Matthew (programmer42) | 85.66 | 97% | 2024-02-05 |
| 9943. | Harj K (hksniper19) | 85.66 | 96% | 2025-02-28 |
| 9944. | Malthus (malthusfb) | 85.66 | 95% | 2020-06-15 |
| 9945. | R (ghostboy) | 85.65 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 9946. | Remo (rotta564) | 85.65 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 9947. | Aikun (aikunkun) | 85.65 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 9948. | herpaderp (folkemord) | 85.64 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 9949. | Sytse (doubles2000) | 85.64 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 9950. | MrBeers (mrbeerz) | 85.64 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 9951. | Rodrigo (rodgodkiller) | 85.64 | 95.3% | 2023-06-20 |
| 9952. | James (kole_18) | 85.63 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 9953. | Tihana (tihanachu) | 85.63 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 9954. | quah (fallenhamster) | 85.63 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 9955. | Mike (lostazn619) | 85.62 | 99% | 2020-12-02 |
| 9956. | MoneyTreesMilk (moneytreesm... | 85.62 | 96% | 2022-03-24 |
| 9957. | MrDot (mr_dot) | 85.62 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 9958. | MaxVerstappen33 (newrookie15) | 85.62 | 95.6% | 2025-04-01 |
| 9959. | Eve (evehelin) | 85.61 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 9960. | Misty (mistyles) | 85.60 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9961. | schmintendo (schmintendo) | 85.60 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 9962. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 85.60 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 9963. | Martin (lnokiax6) | 85.60 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 9964. | Dario (dkrry) | 85.60 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 9965. | Piano (piano_king) | 85.60 | 97% | 2024-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |