The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7241. | (galactiac) | 95.26 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
| 7242. | Shane (foddermoosie) | 95.26 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 7243. | (chibabijo) | 95.26 | 90% | 2016-10-30 |
| 7244. | (combsto) | 95.25 | 96% | 2013-04-12 |
| 7245. | (mxlxdx) | 95.25 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 7246. | (klavier) | 95.25 | 93% | 2017-03-24 |
| 7247. | (irishmustang) | 95.25 | 96% | 2012-06-21 |
| 7248. | (alamofgod) | 95.25 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 7249. | (thaynt) | 95.24 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 7250. | (zencreepz) | 95.24 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 7251. | (maskedvigilance) | 95.24 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 7252. | (clietzow) | 95.24 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 7253. | (xxjaxxx) | 95.24 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 7254. | (jnshey) | 95.24 | 97% | 2015-07-06 |
| 7255. | (gsolol) | 95.24 | 94% | 2012-11-24 |
| 7256. | Logan (the_logan) | 95.23 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 7257. | (paul133) | 95.22 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 7258. | (faithless) | 95.22 | 93% | 2016-04-10 |
| 7259. | (howdydoodat) | 95.21 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 7260. | (keeganic) | 95.21 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 7261. | (camillolin) | 95.20 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 7262. | jazmin (jjlove4ever) | 95.20 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 7263. | (jonstheracer) | 95.19 | 93% | 2015-03-25 |
| 7264. | (npalaniuk) | 95.19 | 98% | 2014-12-23 |
| 7265. | (stevenzc) | 95.19 | 94% | 2017-05-22 |
| 7266. | (lunacy_) | 95.18 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 7267. | NeroveX (nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5) | 95.18 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 7268. | (lhdk2712) | 95.18 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
| 7269. | (markovojvodic84) | 95.18 | 97% | 2011-11-18 |
| 7270. | ap4thet1c (alextolio) | 95.18 | 94% | 2014-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |