The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6985. | amrie (amrie) | 96.25 | 95% | 2017-01-21 |
| 6986. | rebeca (rebecsta) | 96.24 | 96% | 2014-01-23 |
| 6987. | Atarious (atarious) | 96.23 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 6988. | Prayatn (prayatn) | 96.23 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 6989. | Will (bigdubs) | 96.23 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 6990. | Alpuds (alpuds) | 96.22 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 6991. | Ranit (colemakgang) | 96.22 | 99% | 2022-09-30 |
| 6992. | Matt (matt05092011) | 96.22 | 98% | 2011-10-29 |
| 6993. | Brett (deece531) | 96.22 | 92% | 2013-08-24 |
| 6994. | Mike (quoter) | 96.21 | 94% | 2013-05-16 |
| 6995. | MRMO (digitalmaster287) | 96.20 | 93% | 2014-02-16 |
| 6996. | Catrina (autologically) | 96.20 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 6997. | Buah (jaswil) | 96.20 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 6998. | Juan Miguel (migzmigzmigz) | 96.20 | 94% | 2014-05-26 |
| 6999. | E (norcalvb) | 96.20 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 7000. | surgeonix (surgeonix) | 96.20 | 97% | 2012-09-20 |
| 7001. | Hian Zing (peperon321) | 96.19 | 95% | 2015-07-12 |
| 7002. | pl (dirtygoldfish) | 96.19 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 7003. | failzor2 (failzor2) | 96.19 | 97% | 2016-07-12 |
| 7004. | ginginggaang (cremleme) | 96.18 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 7005. | da (causenetsofv) | 96.18 | 99% | 2021-05-12 |
| 7006. | Faith (bugz2007) | 96.17 | 98% | 2012-11-24 |
| 7007. | kylichuku (kylichuku) | 96.17 | 91% | 2012-05-18 |
| 7008. | kmkkmk (kmkkmk) | 96.17 | 99% | 2016-04-26 |
| 7009. | Marko (alchemist1) | 96.17 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 7010. | Babette (plidsi) | 96.17 | 98% | 2012-02-15 |
| 7011. | صبر (morocco01) | 96.16 | 98.6% | 2023-09-10 |
| 7012. | Marcus (marcus2518) | 96.16 | 92% | 2013-10-25 |
| 7013. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 96.16 | 97% | 2017-04-04 |
| 7014. | keystroker03 (sserium) | 96.15 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |