So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26698. | Edvin (cowsmacker69) | 57.83 | 95% | 2021-10-18 |
| 26699. | Lauge (laugejuul14) | 57.83 | 95% | 2021-04-10 |
| 26700. | quang (quangvision) | 57.83 | 93% | 2013-07-26 |
| 26701. | Sivapon (whitelinee) | 57.83 | 97% | 2014-10-06 |
| 26702. | roro (roro9) | 57.83 | 95% | 2011-05-25 |
| 26703. | Ullash (ullash2_0) | 57.82 | 96.4% | 2023-08-27 |
| 26704. | Hamza (whyo2) | 57.82 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 26705. | nic (nicg04) | 57.82 | 92% | 2022-02-19 |
| 26706. | abdelrahman (muslim21) | 57.82 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 26707. | Saptarshi (lamda_cdm_10) | 57.82 | 95% | 2022-05-20 |
| 26708. | Duangmanee (duangnoi) | 57.82 | — | 2009-12-19 |
| 26709. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 57.82 | 98% | 2016-08-05 |
| 26710. | Talking (yu.magamo@gmail.com) | 57.82 | 96% | 2014-03-10 |
| 26711. | Marcel (tesch) | 57.82 | 99% | 2014-10-11 |
| 26712. | eigo (eigo) | 57.82 | 98% | 2016-05-20 |
| 26713. | benjamin (dyingthief) | 57.82 | 96% | 2012-12-25 |
| 26714. | . (cuzto) | 57.81 | 95% | 2021-11-18 |
| 26715. | itchyaminoacid (335080673) | 57.81 | 96% | 2018-12-16 |
| 26716. | Doug (failure28) | 57.81 | 95% | 2017-03-30 |
| 26717. | Penny (hellopenny) | 57.81 | 98% | 2012-12-27 |
| 26718. | Number687 (number687) | 57.80 | 94% | 2023-04-30 |
| 26719. | Muhammad (khytron) | 57.80 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 26720. | 🖕 :) 🖕 (nastyninja) | 57.80 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 26721. | aymen (aymenalwh) | 57.80 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 26722. | Jean (jeanstev) | 57.80 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 26723. | DiCaprioz (gagah) | 57.80 | — | 2011-04-03 |
| 26724. | Oleg (oleg20111511) | 57.80 | 95% | 2021-04-02 |
| 26725. | starking882006@yahoo.com (s... | 57.80 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 26726. | Ian (matcher23) | 57.80 | 89% | 2016-04-29 |
| 26727. | Bash (bashark) | 57.80 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |