And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1858. | (aznbooy) | 128.56 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1859. | (sunshinee) | 128.55 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 1860. | Nick (xcelerate2) | 128.55 | 98% | 2013-08-08 |
| 1861. | (idimoku) | 128.54 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 1862. | (dontquitraces) | 128.53 | 99% | 2014-11-14 |
| 1863. | (daycolor) | 128.52 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1864. | (davx_d) | 128.52 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 1865. | (andyh) | 128.51 | 99% | 2014-01-02 |
| 1866. | (metallica_) | 128.51 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 1867. | xmesty (xmesty) | 128.48 | 96% | 2012-11-27 |
| 1868. | VY (india_vikas_yadav) | 128.48 | 99% | 2021-06-14 |
| 1869. | Leia (s_leia) | 128.47 | 99% | 2022-03-24 |
| 1870. | (notalie) | 128.45 | 98% | 2015-12-06 |
| 1871. | bolognas! (bolognas) | 128.45 | 96% | 2016-12-24 |
| 1872. | don't ever switch to dvorak... | 128.44 | 99% | 2021-10-11 |
| 1873. | (friendlyfirex) | 128.44 | 98% | 2014-07-11 |
| 1874. | (failtime) | 128.43 | 98% | 2014-12-14 |
| 1875. | (fishermenneverlie) | 128.43 | 96% | 2016-10-28 |
| 1876. | (kimba) | 128.42 | 99% | 2012-02-22 |
| 1877. | (logslogs) | 128.41 | 99% | 2018-09-09 |
| 1878. | J W (jwdvorak) | 128.41 | 99% | 2011-08-26 |
| 1879. | (henryv70) | 128.41 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 1880. | (reasonabledoubt) | 128.41 | 97% | 2013-10-07 |
| 1881. | (switch) | 128.40 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| 1882. | V (vbtb) | 128.38 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 1883. | (whathaha3) | 128.37 | 98.5% | 2023-10-21 |
| 1884. | M Stew (mstew354) | 128.34 | 98% | 2016-03-10 |
| 1885. | Argie (arginator) | 128.34 | 99% | 2014-02-26 |
| 1886. | (magicmaka) | 128.32 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 1887. | (tinkujiya1) | 128.31 | 99% | 2017-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |