The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5778. | (tedm) | 99.62 | 98% | 2012-01-24 |
| 5779. | (justpracticing) | 99.62 | 95% | 2011-11-25 |
| 5780. | (dvorakuser1987) | 99.62 | 92% | 2017-04-24 |
| 5781. | (pestanon23) | 99.61 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 5782. | (joshbuggy) | 99.61 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 5783. | (bulker) | 99.61 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 5784. | Lavinia (lavinderr) | 99.60 | 99% | 2023-04-08 |
| 5785. | (amorae) | 99.60 | 94% | 2012-12-12 |
| 5786. | (octixam) | 99.60 | 95% | 2016-10-24 |
| 5787. | (jonathanbranam) | 99.60 | — | 2010-07-14 |
| 5788. | (ishraq21) | 99.60 | 94% | 2013-08-21 |
| 5789. | (kits) | 99.59 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 5790. | (captainmcnasty) | 99.59 | 94% | 2016-08-01 |
| 5791. | Ibrahim (ibrahimtyper) | 99.59 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 5792. | (carlfriedrichgauss) | 99.59 | 95% | 2013-08-30 |
| 5793. | (viewtifuljoe111) | 99.58 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 5794. | (fnord) | 99.57 | 98% | 2012-11-05 |
| 5795. | Varut (fail01) | 99.57 | 97% | 2012-03-08 |
| 5796. | (wlwil) | 99.57 | 93% | 2015-12-20 |
| 5797. | (ma_men) | 99.57 | 98% | 2011-04-06 |
| 5798. | (hkotabe) | 99.57 | 97% | 2012-05-16 |
| 5799. | (mitchpaglia) | 99.57 | 91% | 2015-04-26 |
| 5800. | (autismo) | 99.57 | 93% | 2017-02-05 |
| 5801. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 99.56 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 5802. | Eugene (entilaren) | 99.56 | 93% | 2017-04-18 |
| 5803. | Dylan (dtg32148) | 99.55 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 5804. | (fsnxward) | 99.55 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 5805. | (christos) | 99.55 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 5806. | (rakesh_singh) | 99.54 | 99% | 2023-03-26 |
| 5807. | (miciora) | 99.54 | 98% | 2016-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |