So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35582. | PINEAPPLE (trastanechora) | 37.64 | 91% | 2014-04-23 |
| 35583. | chedted (chedted) | 37.63 | 93% | 2019-05-10 |
| 35584. | Elia (ganmen) | 37.63 | 99% | 2020-12-30 |
| 35585. | quick_flash (dingsong) | 37.62 | 93% | 2023-02-16 |
| 35586. | Mark (anduril_01) | 37.61 | 90% | 2013-02-09 |
| 35587. | esra (esragungor) | 37.61 | 92% | 2016-05-22 |
| 35588. | Penny (jacpen) | 37.61 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 35589. | Sarman (sarginsu) | 37.60 | 90% | 2014-12-18 |
| 35590. | Bjørnar (anachronos) | 37.59 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 35591. | Rangga (kimtan007) | 37.58 | 83% | 2015-11-01 |
| 35592. | c0le (c0le) | 37.57 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 35593. | fat fingers (wonny) | 37.56 | 91% | 2021-05-19 |
| 35594. | Jaksonranger (jaksonranger) | 37.55 | 90% | 2016-09-18 |
| 35595. | onder (ocoskuner) | 37.55 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 35596. | Zach (zachlloyd) | 37.52 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 35597. | liav (coffe_eats_people) | 37.51 | 92% | 2023-04-17 |
| 35598. | maxpayne101 (maxpayne101) | 37.49 | 89% | 2012-07-07 |
| 35599. | Fahmi (fahmin7) | 37.49 | 94% | 2016-04-16 |
| 35600. | Ariana (vicky_) | 37.48 | 95.8% | 2021-02-13 |
| 35601. | (*_*) (simbu) | 37.47 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 35602. | rao (raoreyaan) | 37.45 | 92% | 2014-09-09 |
| 35603. | Aidan (he11opeop1e) | 37.44 | 94% | 2019-08-01 |
| 35604. | Nillesz (nillesz) | 37.44 | 90% | 2012-03-18 |
| 35605. | Leon (leon882888) | 37.43 | 93% | 2021-06-04 |
| 35606. | Christopher (doolechr000) | 37.43 | 89% | 2015-11-30 |
| 35607. | sher (prosherkhan) | 37.42 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 35608. | Iuff (iuff) | 37.40 | 86% | 2016-10-27 |
| 35609. | Markycuh420 (theitfactor) | 37.39 | 91% | 2018-10-03 |
| 35610. | Max (hapugao) | 37.38 | 91% | 2011-06-14 |
| 35611. | Amber (amberng01) | 37.38 | 94% | 2017-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |