So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20796. | Kohl (kantis) | 66.89 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 20797. | tony (toeknee0) | 66.89 | 98.8% | 2021-02-22 |
| 20798. | Nathalie (nathm) | 66.89 | 93% | 2014-08-28 |
| 20799. | Seung (sii92) | 66.89 | 90% | 2011-05-06 |
| 20800. | Waqas (wakash) | 66.89 | 95% | 2011-05-31 |
| 20801. | Anurag (anurag5sh) | 66.88 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 20802. | Waqas (waqas7861) | 66.88 | 92% | 2014-05-20 |
| 20803. | Beck (junipur) | 66.87 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 20804. | salvation (mo7a_1913) | 66.87 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 20805. | PMC (pmcc) | 66.87 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 20806. | Lowie (lowieez) | 66.87 | 86% | 2016-09-30 |
| 20807. | Piyush (piyush072) | 66.87 | 95% | 2020-07-07 |
| 20808. | Berke (berke_96) | 66.87 | 94% | 2017-01-19 |
| 20809. | Jorge (vxsery) | 66.87 | 97% | 2012-12-02 |
| 20810. | Jasper (jasperw) | 66.87 | 89% | 2013-06-15 |
| 20811. | Bilal (bilalahmad) | 66.87 | 98% | 2011-12-01 |
| 20812. | Dustin (dustinkun) | 66.86 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 20813. | Harry (coolspideyboy45) | 66.86 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 20814. | Varun (vanurox) | 66.86 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 20815. | J (jstanfordiii) | 66.86 | 96% | 2014-05-23 |
| 20816. | fah (fah22) | 66.86 | 91% | 2014-01-31 |
| 20817. | Jack (jackmcg27) | 66.85 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 20818. | Miguel (bellcros) | 66.85 | 99% | 2021-10-14 |
| 20819. | rohit (rohit3591) | 66.85 | 95% | 2014-11-14 |
| 20820. | Sushant (okos) | 66.85 | 93% | 2011-10-30 |
| 20821. | Saurabh (srbh43) | 66.84 | 94% | 2016-10-07 |
| 20822. | Yusuf (aweeden) | 66.84 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 20823. | Lasse Hededal (hededal) | 66.84 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 20824. | Robert (robert_odrowaz) | 66.84 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
| 20825. | James (snazzy_bruh) | 66.84 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |