So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22487. | Tristan (pizzy56) | 64.63 | 88% | 2016-01-12 |
| 22488. | Potato (milkbag) | 64.63 | 89% | 2016-01-28 |
| 22489. | Bharain (baobaboi) | 64.63 | 96% | 2014-08-16 |
| 22490. | aleksa (imracingontyping) | 64.62 | 95% | 2023-09-27 |
| 22491. | mohamed (mitisxm) | 64.62 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 22492. | Ivo (ivo47) | 64.62 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 22493. | corey (coreysuter) | 64.62 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 22494. | Erik (vofflan) | 64.62 | 95% | 2022-12-12 |
| 22495. | william (williambarusu) | 64.62 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 22496. | Jeannie (jeannie_jackson) | 64.62 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 22497. | Fredrik (johndeux) | 64.62 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 22498. | Michael (mikeme1) | 64.62 | 98% | 2013-03-05 |
| 22499. | 十三步 (cutezoxy) | 64.62 | 94% | 2016-05-10 |
| 22500. | whitehat (whitehat2010) | 64.62 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 22501. | Signe (shjinn) | 64.62 | 91% | 2016-09-20 |
| 22502. | CarolinaBelle (olivocl) | 64.62 | 93% | 2011-10-27 |
| 22503. | Amaranth (fadingamaranth) | 64.61 | 94% | 2021-12-22 |
| 22504. | tavana (vana143) | 64.61 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 22505. | Julian (julian102104) | 64.61 | 89% | 2014-12-26 |
| 22506. | Chez (stackofchairs) | 64.61 | 94% | 2021-05-04 |
| 22507. | John (generalrem) | 64.61 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 22508. | Hollandpeps (hollandpeps) | 64.61 | 91% | 2020-12-30 |
| 22509. | Aidil (aidil_umarov) | 64.61 | 92% | 2015-02-04 |
| 22510. | niaw junior (niawjunior) | 64.61 | 93% | 2017-05-29 |
| 22511. | IBRAR (khanibrar51) | 64.61 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 22512. | Dim (workahol1c) | 64.60 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
| 22513. | Kapa (kassyk) | 64.60 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 22514. | Farhan (arcanine505) | 64.60 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 22515. | Cody (itsmee0o7) | 64.60 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 22516. | Practiser (practiser01) | 64.60 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |