The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26903. | Zhandos (zhandos_n_) | 60.70 | 94.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 26904. | Irine (mapleandapple) | 60.70 | 96% | 2016-01-04 |
| 26905. | Wanda (upquark) | 60.70 | 96% | 2012-12-18 |
| 26906. | sn (gunshp) | 60.69 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 26907. | adityasaini (adityasaini) | 60.69 | 89% | 2016-10-05 |
| 26908. | Emmanuel (i_emmanuel) | 60.69 | 92% | 2015-08-03 |
| 26909. | Prabowo (sangprabo) | 60.69 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 26910. | easing (easingz) | 60.69 | 89% | 2016-10-24 |
| 26911. | Peder (xyants) | 60.69 | 92% | 2014-08-26 |
| 26912. | caH4ek (veryaverage) | 60.69 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 26913. | Tamil (tamil2915) | 60.68 | 93% | 2016-10-07 |
| 26914. | St (amirey) | 60.68 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 26915. | MR_MAN (meoden) | 60.68 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 26916. | Ng (lookol) | 60.68 | 88% | 2016-11-29 |
| 26917. | Davis (davis1) | 60.68 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 26918. | Apperception (apperception) | 60.68 | 93% | 2011-08-26 |
| 26919. | Marc (racist_typist69) | 60.67 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| 26920. | space_looper (facon) | 60.67 | 93% | 2022-08-11 |
| 26921. | B (kwanyu) | 60.66 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 26922. | Always working (varunguptas) | 60.66 | 95% | 2018-05-31 |
| 26923. | Alex (alexey0) | 60.66 | 99% | 2019-06-19 |
| 26924. | Britto (brittosabu07) | 60.66 | 92% | 2013-11-05 |
| 26925. | Bob (manrizzle) | 60.65 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 26926. | Cel (celerity_) | 60.65 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
| 26927. | Steven (steffiedekid) | 60.65 | 98% | 2013-08-07 |
| 26928. | 🤔 (stabilized) | 60.64 | 91% | 2014-12-24 |
| 26929. | Red (rzhvnbrg) | 60.64 | 97% | 2020-01-12 |
| 26930. | Gregor (gysi) | 60.64 | 97% | 2014-08-04 |
| 26931. | a21wt (a21wt) | 60.64 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 26932. | minsun (tjslrh90) | 60.63 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |