I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10328. | Borges (_borges_) | 85.42 | 97% | 2024-02-09 |
| 10329. | han (stuckinatimezone) | 85.41 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 10330. | return NULL; (honor12) | 85.41 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 10331. | Gordon (gorlee2013) | 85.41 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 10332. | mg (maurigarcia88) | 85.40 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 10333. | Ramon (struck) | 85.40 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 10334. | pansui (pansuizeliang) | 85.40 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 10335. | https://github.com/Apsu/Can... | 85.40 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 10336. | Rohan (dontheweegee) | 85.39 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 10337. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 85.39 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 10338. | Fabian (fabii1309) | 85.39 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 10339. | Rinz (rinzlerain) | 85.39 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 10340. | the (lazerdude) | 85.38 | 96.4% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10341. | 😳 (expertgeneralist) | 85.38 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 10342. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 85.38 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 10343. | Sike (creme_egg) | 85.38 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 10344. | Cade (cadeglenn) | 85.37 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 10345. | Sophus (sophustypelikesheit) | 85.37 | 97.3% | 2024-07-22 |
| 10346. | faters (faachinsh) | 85.37 | 95% | 2022-03-12 |
| 10347. | Nicolas (dreiney) | 85.37 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 10348. | spoonx0r (spoonx0r) | 85.37 | 98.4% | 2024-02-27 |
| 10349. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 85.37 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 10350. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 85.36 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 10351. | Versaro (itsversaro) | 85.36 | 98% | 2019-12-14 |
| 10352. | MTH Funktions (funktions) | 85.36 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| 10353. | Boktamk (mrtrcombat) | 85.36 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10354. | DMack (dmack98) | 85.35 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 10355. | Zachary (showmanthemoney) | 85.35 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
| 10356. | Lovre (mrlovre) | 85.34 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 10357. | Raja (mmahmoodh) | 85.34 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |