The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17232. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (justanot... | 78.04 | 91% | 2015-08-19 |
| 17233. | Joneid (jfmoeini) | 78.04 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 17234. | OkZoomer (emontealegre) | 78.03 | 98% | 2024-05-30 |
| 17235. | Support israel (mukeshyadav) | 78.03 | 98% | 2025-09-16 |
| 17236. | Clifford (hlclifford) | 78.03 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 17237. | Devin (tenji) | 78.03 | 92% | 2012-10-11 |
| 17238. | LucierEmpire (lucierempire) | 78.03 | 96.2% | 2021-02-10 |
| 17239. | perimetro (perimetro20) | 78.03 | 95% | 2016-09-30 |
| 17240. | Bone (probono) | 78.02 | 97.6% | 2024-07-24 |
| 17241. | DonFarah (luckyjoyboy) | 78.02 | 95.7% | 2024-05-06 |
| 17242. | Michael (not_noob) | 78.02 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 17243. | estrixq. (estixo) | 78.02 | 97.7% | 2024-05-24 |
| 17244. | Joe mama (alexm35644) | 78.02 | 97.4% | 2024-12-23 |
| 17245. | Shreyas (shreyastalathi) | 78.02 | 97.2% | 2025-01-18 |
| 17246. | Parker (_parker) | 78.02 | 96% | 2025-09-29 |
| 17247. | ayzn (ayzn) | 78.02 | 96% | 2023-11-16 |
| 17248. | @ameenunfiltered insta (wis... | 78.01 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 17249. | Volker (volkr16) | 78.01 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
| 17250. | Dusan (undead966) | 78.01 | 96% | 2015-12-13 |
| 17251. | Frost (f_r_o_s_t) | 78.01 | 97.2% | 2024-01-30 |
| 17252. | Polina (linak) | 78.01 | 97.6% | 2024-02-23 |
| 17253. | Japes (jdapayne) | 78.01 | 94% | 2012-12-18 |
| 17254. | shantanu (shantothegreat) | 78.01 | 98.8% | 2023-06-09 |
| 17255. | swiggle (suturo) | 78.01 | 95% | 2016-08-19 |
| 17256. | Bartek (kamel) | 78.01 | 92% | 2015-04-03 |
| 17257. | Kev (joebob1235) | 78.01 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 17258. | Didistreu (didistreu) | 78.01 | 98% | 2015-01-18 |
| 17259. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 78.01 | 93% | 2015-12-31 |
| 17260. | Cheryl (portia75) | 78.01 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 17261. | misha beburov (beburov) | 78.00 | 95.8% | 2023-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |