As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24583. | Shreyas (shreyas_jani) | 47.78 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 24584. | Ujjwal (ujjwalavishek) | 47.77 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 24585. | subham (syt03) | 47.76 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 24586. | Rahul (steveisbest) | 47.76 | 91% | 2015-09-22 |
| 24587. | Ahmed (noor__ggggg_op) | 47.75 | 94% | 2022-10-15 |
| 24588. | Olexiy (olexiyl) | 47.75 | 89% | 2016-12-22 |
| 24589. | Booo (practice1hday) | 47.74 | 96% | 2023-03-27 |
| 24590. | Jorge (jorgethomasm) | 47.74 | 95% | 2017-09-08 |
| 24591. | Nibir (typer_de_random) | 47.74 | 94% | 2020-12-29 |
| 24592. | Drew (anichols24) | 47.73 | 95% | 2017-01-20 |
| 24593. | Uriel (avensky) | 47.73 | 91% | 2015-12-28 |
| 24594. | elmajico (elmajico) | 47.72 | 95% | 2022-09-19 |
| 24595. | gcdashsj (gcdashsj) | 47.72 | 96% | 2022-06-15 |
| 24596. | spudnick (spudnick47) | 47.71 | 99% | 2020-11-05 |
| 24597. | Waido (waidowai) | 47.70 | 93% | 2017-02-28 |
| 24598. | Tamir (tamir_ganbat) | 47.70 | 96% | 2018-03-17 |
| 24599. | murat (muraty) | 47.69 | 83% | 2016-06-14 |
| 24600. | jk5621 (jk5621) | 47.69 | 94% | 2021-11-18 |
| 24601. | Frost (f_r_o_s_t) | 47.69 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 24602. | Avram (robertckk) | 47.69 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 24603. | Besher (baj2000) | 47.69 | 91% | 2016-09-16 |
| 24604. | Reckt (reckt) | 47.68 | 94% | 2018-03-14 |
| 24605. | Anson (a_c_) | 47.67 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 24606. | Yeet (binxinh) | 47.67 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| 24607. | Pickle (picklehater) | 47.66 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
| 24608. | sadflöjk (kjlahsdf) | 47.66 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 24609. | Muhammad Shobuz (mr_uranus) | 47.66 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 24610. | henry (henryyeh) | 47.65 | 96% | 2023-06-01 |
| 24611. | Invisible (mrspoopybuttholes) | 47.65 | 93% | 2023-04-10 |
| 24612. | Eros (georgepanta) | 47.65 | 94% | 2022-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |