And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24586. | muclduck (muckduck) | 71.48 | 96.5% | 2023-08-22 |
| 24587. | Bonez (lt_bonez) | 71.48 | 95% | 2018-12-06 |
| 24588. | Krusty (dhatlestad) | 71.48 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 24589. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 71.48 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
| 24590. | Quan (b3cta3) | 71.48 | 96% | 2012-04-05 |
| 24591. | Niket (daspacebar) | 71.47 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 24592. | Gideon (giddyup) | 71.47 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 24593. | Ian (icspicy) | 71.47 | 99% | 2023-07-29 |
| 24594. | Rolling Thunder (barkingside) | 71.47 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 24595. | Robb (twobrobb) | 71.47 | 92% | 2012-03-31 |
| 24596. | mayk (naaayt) | 71.46 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 24597. | Kevin (kevina45) | 71.46 | 95% | 2016-11-04 |
| 24598. | Mahir (under) | 71.46 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 24599. | :3 (saschiablouse) | 71.46 | 91% | 2016-02-06 |
| 24600. | Jeohn (jeohn) | 71.45 | 95% | 2018-11-18 |
| 24601. | Max (souriz) | 71.45 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
| 24602. | Jakub (f_ckshit) | 71.44 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 24603. | Zach (zachdr1) | 71.44 | 95% | 2016-09-20 |
| 24604. | JayBee (jaythebee) | 71.44 | 99% | 2019-12-03 |
| 24605. | anion (hysteria111) | 71.44 | 96% | 2014-11-22 |
| 24606. | Ken (kcbrill) | 71.44 | 94% | 2016-12-29 |
| 24607. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 71.44 | 93% | 2014-12-18 |
| 24608. | Boden (bodonkers) | 71.43 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 24609. | trakovsik (beyazzenci) | 71.43 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 24610. | ahmed (machete_77) | 71.43 | 96.1% | 2023-10-22 |
| 24611. | Ashley (ashleyastonishing) | 71.43 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 24612. | koo (cowcow09) | 71.43 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 24613. | hosssein (mhrimaz) | 71.43 | 97% | 2016-06-15 |
| 24614. | Lyndsey (lboulton) | 71.43 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 24615. | Lucas (lucassmithhhh) | 71.42 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |