I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5496. | Xmoonsheep (xmoonsheep) | 98.09 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 5497. | phil (philerd) | 98.09 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 5498. | Allergic (1800comcast) | 98.08 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 5499. | Jed (d1y3dc) | 98.08 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 5500. | Mister (shiriou) | 98.08 | 97% | 2015-10-02 |
| 5501. | Morris (h0nny) | 98.07 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 5502. | Panda (pandaklin) | 98.07 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 5503. | Dodo (dangerousdodo) | 98.06 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 5504. | Bob (sydre2) | 98.06 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 5505. | Jose Manuel (slowmanl0l) | 98.06 | 98% | 2025-01-12 |
| 5506. | Shirley (shirley56) | 98.06 | 99% | 2015-07-04 |
| 5507. | Steven (xuqc01) | 98.06 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 5508. | RedGuy (redguypro) | 98.05 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 5509. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 98.05 | 97.3% | 2023-12-01 |
| 5510. | tehfatpanduh (kb47) | 98.04 | 97% | 2016-10-14 |
| 5511. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 98.04 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 5512. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 98.03 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 5513. | Joshua (f0x0nfire) | 98.03 | 97% | 2017-05-15 |
| 5514. | Ashkan (ashkanvafaee) | 98.02 | 97% | 2024-12-21 |
| 5515. | Dongwoo (dongwoo0504) | 98.02 | 96.2% | 2025-04-12 |
| 5516. | j (jjsiracha) | 98.02 | 97.5% | 2024-04-21 |
| 5517. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 98.02 | 99% | 2025-01-23 |
| 5518. | pri (prinni) | 98.02 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
| 5519. | Koos1 (koos_sr) | 98.02 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 5520. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 98.02 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 5521. | Steven (itslui) | 98.02 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 5522. | Minh Khoa (tmkhoahcmus) | 98.02 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 5523. | Christy (tafinch) | 98.01 | 98% | 2017-01-01 |
| 5524. | 2fast4u (russell12345) | 98.01 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 5525. | ohmygod (ohmygod7627) | 98.01 | 98% | 2015-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |