So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12148. | Sadie (selbe) | 81.50 | 97% | 2014-09-25 |
| 12149. | cosdaj (cosdaj) | 81.50 | 99% | 2018-06-15 |
| 12150. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 81.49 | 96.7% | 2023-08-04 |
| 12151. | Thompson (phucker101) | 81.49 | 89% | 2014-07-30 |
| 12152. | Rice Krispy (xxthesekc1xx) | 81.49 | 93% | 2017-02-03 |
| 12153. | ghoughpteighbteau (ghoughpt... | 81.48 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 12154. | travdong (travdong) | 81.48 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 12155. | maoam (maoamwins) | 81.48 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 12156. | steve (majikyouser) | 81.48 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 12157. | Timoteo (timoteothegreatest) | 81.48 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 12158. | Ellen (jack_cat123) | 81.48 | 98% | 2016-04-28 |
| 12159. | Arjun (arjran) | 81.48 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 12160. | Vit (denysvit) | 81.47 | 98% | 2023-04-01 |
| 12161. | İbrahim Can (ibrahimcan) | 81.47 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 12162. | Ribbon (ribbonanarchy) | 81.47 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 12163. | Sid (cynocid) | 81.47 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 12164. | Santiago (chicharrones) | 81.46 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 12165. | (sal111) | 81.46 | 99% | 2023-08-31 |
| 12166. | jamohl (minecraftchathands) | 81.46 | 96% | 2023-06-07 |
| 12167. | Manssanan (goddesspan) | 81.46 | — | 2010-08-30 |
| 12168. | Joshua (f0x0nfire) | 81.46 | 96% | 2014-04-16 |
| 12169. | Marimo (hiyoshi) | 81.46 | 94% | 2015-09-10 |
| 12170. | André (kreuzfeld) | 81.46 | 98% | 2015-04-30 |
| 12171. | pizki (pizki) | 81.46 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 12172. | Jose (josethomas) | 81.45 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| 12173. | Alejandro (alejohruz) | 81.45 | 97% | 2017-08-02 |
| 12174. | Aditya (adityapatel103) | 81.45 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 12175. | Cole (cmrrockstar85) | 81.45 | 95% | 2020-05-15 |
| 12176. | Aiden (old_bandaid) | 81.45 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 12177. | Seany (seanta8) | 81.45 | 92% | 2014-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |