Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4204. | Anton (arbfm) | 67.07 | 95% | 2017-08-09 |
| 4205. | James (jamesablack) | 67.05 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 4206. | Ramses (boinkey) | 67.04 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
| 4207. | Bhargav (moronic_idiot) | 67.03 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| 4208. | Boggle (boggle) | 67.03 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 4209. | IHaveArthritus (loabing) | 67.02 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
| 4210. | Jason (vblongneck) | 67.02 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4211. | Shark (wozi) | 67.01 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4212. | Tahsin (mrtek) | 67.01 | 94% | 2017-12-12 |
| 4213. | Felipe (felipet) | 66.99 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 4214. | Prince (princefunny) | 66.98 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 4215. | Ryan (ryencxztoo) | 66.97 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4216. | John (johnzhang0812) | 66.96 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 4217. | Leo (ljrobispado) | 66.95 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
| 4218. | Elias (candysock) | 66.95 | 93% | 2018-05-30 |
| 4219. | Gett (gettnumbers) | 66.94 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 4220. | Not Quite (extrawhitetoothp... | 66.93 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 4221. | DHC (dhc1020) | 66.93 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 4222. | code_brains (coderider) | 66.93 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 4223. | Alex (alexbackonqwerty) | 66.93 | 95% | 2018-11-18 |
| 4224. | Dread (dreadbeard) | 66.92 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 4225. | a (stanrude) | 66.91 | 99% | 2020-09-01 |
| 4226. | Nikolai (oharp) | 66.91 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 4227. | Gustavo (paladincreativo) | 66.89 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 4228. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 66.89 | 95% | 2018-11-08 |
| 4229. | Suchita (error90) | 66.88 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 4230. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 66.87 | 95% | 2018-01-12 |
| 4231. | GS (monstars) | 66.86 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 4232. | A (andkrs4) | 66.86 | 96% | 2019-07-12 |
| 4233. | Sarah (artisticbunbun) | 66.86 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |