I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
371 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13886. | Kayla (phlegum) | 77.23 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 13887. | Veeduli (veeduli) | 77.23 | 95.5% | 2023-11-07 |
| 13888. | Joe (ibelaxin) | 77.23 | 93% | 2015-10-05 |
| 13889. | wichael (realwichael) | 77.23 | 94.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| 13890. | lswi (colmako) | 77.23 | 98% | 2015-12-10 |
| 13891. | jelle (jelle2k) | 77.22 | 95% | 2023-08-07 |
| 13892. | Simon (scyter) | 77.22 | 89% | 2016-02-22 |
| 13893. | Ezra (ezrablankmarks) | 77.22 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 13894. | Wumi (wumi) | 77.22 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
| 13895. | typing racist (luwenks) | 77.21 | 98% | 2024-10-21 |
| 13896. | Omar (omar_elaraby) | 77.21 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 13897. | bLiss (similar) | 77.21 | 94% | 2015-10-04 |
| 13898. | Michael (michaelmoshui) | 77.20 | 98% | 2024-04-21 |
| 13899. | Jakeyboi (00hike) | 77.20 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 13900. | Argon (swdmn) | 77.20 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 13901. | Maikl (maikl_c) | 77.20 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 13902. | Ember the Invincible (ember... | 77.19 | 95.9% | 2024-03-29 |
| 13903. | Vin (beanstalker69) | 77.19 | 97.7% | 2023-07-19 |
| 13904. | James (th3james) | 77.19 | 93% | 2016-11-05 |
| 13905. | Alex (extrapolate) | 77.19 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 13906. | Sean (metrognome12) | 77.19 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 13907. | Reebane (reebane) | 77.19 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 13908. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 77.19 | 95% | 2016-12-16 |
| 13909. | Marco (typrod) | 77.18 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 13910. | Will (willgasmic) | 77.18 | 92% | 2016-12-16 |
| 13911. | Waffle (waffle1131) | 77.18 | 95% | 2019-12-30 |
| 13912. | Chang (changzzz) | 77.18 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 13913. | apple_dude (apple_dude1233) | 77.17 | 95% | 2025-01-19 |
| 13914. | tstats[mnhracer] (mnhracer) | 77.17 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
| 13915. | Idris (kakashirero) | 77.17 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |