The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35613. | Jacky (jackyyeungsk) | 58.24 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 35614. | Aristotelis (aristotelis_ch) | 58.24 | 97% | 2013-11-12 |
| 35615. | Stuart (syaffa) | 58.24 | — | 2010-12-31 |
| 35616. | BonG-YaB (seannsen) | 58.24 | 89% | 2012-04-26 |
| 35617. | Maddison (maddsley) | 58.23 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 35618. | Viet (deathangel88) | 58.23 | — | 2009-11-14 |
| 35619. | Volkan (rvolkan) | 58.23 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 35620. | Gerardo (sewingbunion9) | 58.22 | 93% | 2021-12-03 |
| 35621. | Maxamad amiin (aqoonraadiye71) | 58.22 | 96.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 35622. | Liz (theoncler) | 58.22 | 94% | 2021-01-27 |
| 35623. | SEth (notseth234) | 58.22 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 35624. | sothea (sothea9) | 58.22 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 35625. | kosta (edc654) | 58.22 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 35626. | 21B (daganbaboy) | 58.22 | 96% | 2011-06-14 |
| 35627. | Pranava (pranava) | 58.21 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 35628. | Christian (speciial) | 58.21 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 35629. | Brian (brochefamily95) | 58.20 | — | 2009-08-29 |
| 35630. | Red (diamondace) | 58.20 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 35631. | Nick (werefrog13) | 58.20 | 97% | 2018-08-27 |
| 35632. | Boti (botyyy) | 58.20 | 94% | 2021-03-30 |
| 35633. | Jamie (explosivepoultry) | 58.20 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 35634. | Annaliese (annalieseih) | 58.19 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 35635. | ilgar (ilgar31) | 58.19 | 95% | 2023-02-13 |
| 35636. | Sampsa (vilkko) | 58.19 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 35637. | pat (grumpyfish) | 58.19 | 96% | 2012-04-13 |
| 35638. | Rian (arionarian) | 58.19 | 95% | 2015-04-20 |
| 35639. | Piyush (pius_88) | 58.19 | 87% | 2012-05-12 |
| 35640. | Pomptime (pomptime) | 58.18 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 35641. | Mario (bujmar) | 58.18 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 35642. | Erik (hal_ko) | 58.18 | 97% | 2014-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |