So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19340. | Hello (helloworld) | 69.50 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 19341. | Vi (anne777) | 69.50 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 19342. | mike (walkblind) | 69.49 | 90% | 2013-07-16 |
| 19343. | Screen (screendoor) | 69.49 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 19344. | Tenzin (tenzintsering2002) | 69.49 | 96.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 19345. | Do (trungkien622004) | 69.49 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 19346. | jamie (ravissantt) | 69.49 | 94% | 2020-11-16 |
| 19347. | Sudipta (confusedphoton1) | 69.49 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 19348. | Hannes (p1k3) | 69.48 | 95% | 2016-08-17 |
| 19349. | _ (ovorampage) | 69.48 | 94% | 2020-07-13 |
| 19350. | Toda (steelbreeze) | 69.48 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
| 19351. | Drew (dmart) | 69.48 | 91% | 2015-08-13 |
| 19352. | S (st_bertie) | 69.47 | 98% | 2015-02-20 |
| 19353. | fakaped (fakaped) | 69.47 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 19354. | Debz (crisfannum1) | 69.47 | 94% | 2014-03-07 |
| 19355. | tuttle (tuttle) | 69.47 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 19356. | ViscoseTa (viscoseta) | 69.46 | 95% | 2023-05-22 |
| 19357. | Asif Qureshi (attractive) | 69.46 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
| 19358. | explorer (explorest) | 69.46 | 97% | 2016-10-28 |
| 19359. | sunil (udpsunil) | 69.46 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 19360. | Garrett (galexj9) | 69.46 | 95% | 2014-04-03 |
| 19361. | ⛈️ (xinan) | 69.46 | 91% | 2017-04-04 |
| 19362. | James (james80401) | 69.46 | 96% | 2016-01-11 |
| 19363. | Lynn (baby_bench) | 69.46 | 98% | 2011-11-28 |
| 19364. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 69.46 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 19365. | Hendrik (hendrikb) | 69.45 | 94% | 2016-05-13 |
| 19366. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 69.45 | 91% | 2017-02-13 |
| 19367. | Sasha (sashamoisey) | 69.45 | 96% | 2011-06-30 |
| 19368. | Sten (zixzy) | 69.44 | 95% | 2022-05-09 |
| 19369. | Kevin (dsent) | 69.44 | 91% | 2013-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |