So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8059. | sabrina (sabrinaconvenient) | 90.25 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 8060. | Tommy (dextonjl) | 90.24 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8061. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 90.24 | 99% | 2021-07-11 |
| 8062. | Said (saidenhide) | 90.24 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 8063. | Daniel (dedicateddan) | 90.24 | 97% | 2015-01-26 |
| 8064. | Taylor (hauser) | 90.23 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 8065. | Ran (randome513) | 90.23 | 95% | 2014-01-14 |
| 8066. | Ransom (zaerae) | 90.23 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 8067. | Uros (ukrunic) | 90.22 | 99% | 2014-12-26 |
| 8068. | T (soboredatwork) | 90.22 | 95% | 2016-01-30 |
| 8069. | mfs (mfs_racer) | 90.22 | 97% | 2018-11-04 |
| 8070. | Special Guest (ssguest) | 90.21 | 97% | 2015-06-22 |
| 8071. | Destinniii (saadgodly) | 90.21 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 8072. | Huy (duchuynguyen94) | 90.21 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8073. | Kobe (carnivorouscube9917) | 90.21 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| 8074. | It's Davda ✅👣 (meetdavda) | 90.21 | 93% | 2017-03-30 |
| 8075. | Dinner (dindinlicker) | 90.20 | 93% | 2016-10-15 |
| 8076. | www.twitch.tv/happleton (el... | 90.20 | 94% | 2013-12-01 |
| 8077. | Kate (explorer) | 90.20 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 8078. | Bob (fastbob) | 90.20 | 92% | 2011-11-05 |
| 8079. | Dustin (hellishemo) | 90.20 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 8080. | Slow (insys) | 90.20 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 8081. | Jay (jdpthota) | 90.20 | 99% | 2018-01-18 |
| 8082. | Emon (norio2738) | 90.20 | 86% | 2016-05-09 |
| 8083. | Joey (jbizzyjones) | 90.20 | 98% | 2011-11-22 |
| 8084. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 90.19 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 8085. | Alex (alexdrans) | 90.19 | 87% | 2011-11-09 |
| 8086. | Chris (chrisyeungg) | 90.18 | 93% | 2016-07-27 |
| 8087. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 90.18 | 96.9% | 2023-07-27 |
| 8088. | Pedro (akhaiz) | 90.18 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |