And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25257. | Jerq (joberttayag) | 70.72 | 98% | 2012-04-30 |
| 25258. | Dipu Kumar (the_marvello_op) | 70.71 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 25259. | Ahmad (hahahmad594) | 70.71 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 25260. | Milos (ilovebra) | 70.71 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 25261. | Reet (reetpriye) | 70.71 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 25262. | Lenneth (tran01hai) | 70.70 | 87% | 2016-01-12 |
| 25263. | Tra (camellia90) | 70.70 | 94% | 2015-05-31 |
| 25264. | Yosri (yosri) | 70.70 | 95% | 2018-03-14 |
| 25265. | BobSty (bobsty) | 70.70 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 25266. | Danila (danilakarpeykin) | 70.70 | 96.2% | 2023-10-04 |
| 25267. | Colin (cmothersead) | 70.70 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 25268. | Dazze (xjhanrayx) | 70.69 | 95% | 2020-03-05 |
| 25269. | Rokas (rojasrakes) | 70.69 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 25270. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 70.69 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 25271. | Steffen (pzypher) | 70.69 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 25272. | Harshith (ghvsama_123) | 70.69 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 25273. | Abylay (ablking) | 70.68 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 25274. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 70.68 | 94% | 2017-07-14 |
| 25275. | Bodzio (boguslav) | 70.68 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 25276. | Andi (mindmyself) | 70.68 | 93% | 2012-10-29 |
| 25277. | Excellence® (kunal_saxena) | 70.68 | 95% | 2011-07-23 |
| 25278. | Thomas (noxy) | 70.68 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 25279. | Don (donbw) | 70.68 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
| 25280. | Lenon (procrastinatorvoltage) | 70.68 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 25281. | Nirav (niravkothari) | 70.67 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
| 25282. | x (frs4ken) | 70.67 | 92% | 2016-08-17 |
| 25283. | Holyzake (holyzake) | 70.67 | 97% | 2018-08-16 |
| 25284. | Baker (bakerss) | 70.67 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 25285. | jack (zero18) | 70.67 | 92% | 2013-06-07 |
| 25286. | Venus (xxvenusxx) | 70.66 | 96% | 2022-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |