As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2248. | pol (polll) | 111.69 | 97% | 2016-08-19 |
| 2249. | Chris (charlie10) | 111.69 | 97% | 2016-10-30 |
| 2250. | kvn (humptyhump) | 111.68 | 99% | 2021-03-03 |
| 2251. | GOBLIN (xgoblin) | 111.68 | 99% | 2025-07-26 |
| 2252. | LIFELINE (ansix2) | 111.66 | 96% | 2025-08-20 |
| 2253. | cxeqt (cxeqt) | 111.66 | 97% | 2025-04-07 |
| 2254. | dd (roblox_) | 111.66 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2255. | alpha (alphawoman) | 111.65 | 100% | 2025-12-09 |
| 2256. | Kiva (kivattt) | 111.64 | 97% | 2025-05-29 |
| 2257. | Jennifer (jwintersgill) | 111.64 | 98% | 2016-01-13 |
| 2258. | Daniel (danielxzt) | 111.63 | 98% | 2024-11-07 |
| 2259. | vikalimo (anoba) | 111.62 | 96.1% | 2024-04-18 |
| 2260. | - (ndca) | 111.62 | 99% | 2023-01-31 |
| 2261. | Villager C (boyyolo) | 111.61 | 98.6% | 2023-06-17 |
| 2262. | corey (xkarma5636) | 111.60 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 2263. | Gregor (gsamsa) | 111.60 | 95% | 2016-06-08 |
| 2264. | Michael (explicitkeyboard) | 111.59 | 99% | 2017-12-01 |
| 2265. | James (airgunner) | 111.59 | 91% | 2016-06-14 |
| 2266. | Your mom (mczoom_7) | 111.57 | 98.4% | 2024-01-31 |
| 2267. | Bucky (buhcky) | 111.57 | 98.2% | 2023-11-14 |
| 2268. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 111.57 | 99% | 2025-12-23 |
| 2269. | rpyx (rpyx) | 111.57 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2270. | Hmm (sironronron) | 111.57 | 95% | 2016-10-23 |
| 2271. | Bitbat (bitbat) | 111.56 | 96.5% | 2024-02-08 |
| 2272. | Michael (mscott3) | 111.56 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 2273. | Noc (nocturius) | 111.55 | 94% | 2017-04-06 |
| 2274. | https//typer.news (eduard20) | 111.54 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
| 2275. | spidaaa45 (spidaaa45) | 111.53 | 98% | 2024-12-10 |
| 2276. | ジョーヨ (joeyo) | 111.53 | 99% | 2020-02-14 |
| 2277. | 🦇Goth Clique🦇 (s6lys) | 111.53 | 100% | 2021-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |