The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12512. | NormalPants (aqollo) | 83.83 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 12513. | Wake (wakethefake) | 83.83 | 97.3% | 2024-03-01 |
| 12514. | Mike (mike_shen) | 83.83 | 97% | 2024-07-10 |
| 12515. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 83.83 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 12516. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 83.83 | 97% | 2017-08-06 |
| 12517. | Napol (narachat) | 83.83 | 95% | 2016-10-30 |
| 12518. | wristwatch (wristwatch1) | 83.82 | 98% | 2025-03-11 |
| 12519. | ahahmed (ahahahmed) | 83.82 | 96% | 2024-03-29 |
| 12520. | Patrick (youngpup) | 83.82 | 97% | 2024-09-08 |
| 12521. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 83.82 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 12522. | ghaws (ghaws) | 83.82 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 12523. | Danny (dandonz) | 83.82 | 93% | 2012-05-31 |
| 12524. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 83.82 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 12525. | Prashast (prashast) | 83.82 | 93% | 2015-02-23 |
| 12526. | Atticus (plutakis) | 83.82 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| 12527. | Zak (catinthehat) | 83.82 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 12528. | Nina (ninawoodbury12) | 83.81 | 98% | 2024-12-18 |
| 12529. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 83.81 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 12530. | mr.hogsman (hogsman) | 83.81 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 12531. | huzzyboii (huzzyboii) | 83.81 | 97% | 2024-03-08 |
| 12532. | Mike (mike_121) | 83.81 | 97.4% | 2024-01-21 |
| 12533. | spraggeth (sirspraggeth) | 83.81 | 91% | 2012-02-11 |
| 12534. | slow (anjal23) | 83.81 | 97.6% | 2025-02-15 |
| 12535. | Wassi (wasiio) | 83.81 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 12536. | Leonardo (deductionist) | 83.81 | 97% | 2019-01-01 |
| 12537. | FKeyboard (fkeyboard) | 83.81 | 93% | 2017-05-12 |
| 12538. | Jayden (shiakose) | 83.80 | 96.5% | 2024-05-15 |
| 12539. | Alex (alexhayward4321) | 83.80 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 12540. | AB (abhishekrajin) | 83.80 | 99% | 2021-04-16 |
| 12541. | Chet (chethus) | 83.80 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |