I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9985. | Daniel (daniel_ger) | 89.19 | 99.4% | 2025-05-02 |
| 9986. | Faruk (megaracer_faruk17) | 89.19 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 9987. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 89.19 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 9988. | Anis (anis22) | 89.19 | 97.1% | 2023-12-05 |
| 9989. | Conor (conargh) | 89.19 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 9990. | tyrell (tyrell_welick) | 89.18 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 9991. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 89.18 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9992. | Jacob (oakus) | 89.17 | 96% | 2022-03-24 |
| 9993. | M (iamake) | 89.16 | 100% | 2023-07-04 |
| 9994. | Farameer (farameer1) | 89.16 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 9995. | typerinfection (z4k1n470r) | 89.16 | 95% | 2023-04-23 |
| 9996. | Yeache (ryan0728yichao) | 89.16 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 9997. | Josef (josefuuu) | 89.16 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 9998. | HKwonster (jesuschristthe2n... | 89.15 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
| 9999. | thatGuy (itsamiimario) | 89.15 | 98% | 2023-09-16 |
| 10000. | . (ggsnipes) | 89.15 | 99% | 2021-07-19 |
| 10001. | DanDaDan (lostsibling) | 89.14 | 96.3% | 2024-12-08 |
| 10002. | mercy (mercy_13) | 89.14 | 99% | 2023-05-11 |
| 10003. | Fassssssss .. (rfkrzd) | 89.14 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
| 10004. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 89.14 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 10005. | Maday (maday) | 89.14 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 10006. | odannnnnnn (quietkid) | 89.14 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 10007. | Corona Time (shamalamakiwi) | 89.14 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 10008. | Oxytoxin (oxytoxin) | 89.14 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 10009. | Samuel (epixel) | 89.13 | 99% | 2019-12-24 |
| 10010. | h (vondo28) | 89.13 | 95.6% | 2024-11-12 |
| 10011. | Lil Mama (ckennedy07) | 89.13 | 99% | 2021-11-06 |
| 10012. | Devon (mediocrityatbest) | 89.13 | 99% | 2022-11-25 |
| 10013. | lando_nomiss (lando_nomiss) | 89.13 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 10014. | Alex (ohlookitsalpha) | 89.12 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |