So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11670. | â™ Homer (pimpelkram) | 82.39 | 99% | 2015-01-21 |
| 11671. | trejii (trejii) | 82.38 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 11672. | Lukas (mrgains) | 82.38 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
| 11673. | Tn (tniful) | 82.38 | 93% | 2017-02-10 |
| 11674. | Ben (jewsusofsuburbia) | 82.38 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 11675. | lok (nightlokberry) | 82.38 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 11676. | Chubtato (chubtato) | 82.38 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 11677. | kikiki (kiki02613) | 82.38 | 96.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11678. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 82.38 | 95% | 2015-08-17 |
| 11679. | Mo (medsebri) | 82.37 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 11680. | lut (lut_) | 82.37 | 98% | 2023-02-11 |
| 11681. | Nayef (nayefk) | 82.36 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
| 11682. | Harry (bucketheadharry) | 82.36 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11683. | keystroker03 (sserium) | 82.36 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 11684. | Amanjot (theamanjs) | 82.35 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 11685. | atoi (atoi) | 82.35 | 97% | 2016-07-24 |
| 11686. | Brad (bwolo) | 82.34 | 89% | 2016-03-02 |
| 11687. | . (terminal201820) | 82.34 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
| 11688. | Goon (shemamugabo) | 82.34 | 97% | 2014-05-03 |
| 11689. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 82.34 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 11690. | Gary (prtuc2) | 82.34 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 11691. | Fernando (zagam) | 82.34 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 11692. | Ruihang (masterjh5574) | 82.34 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 11693. | Kobus (klabuschagne) | 82.34 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 11694. | Koinu (koinu93) | 82.33 | 96.7% | 2023-08-28 |
| 11695. | dooj1337 (dooj1337) | 82.33 | 95% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11696. | InsaneBiff (insanebiff) | 82.33 | 94% | 2017-03-18 |
| 11697. | dylan (underzerdo) | 82.33 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11698. | Anders (andersg1) | 82.33 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11699. | Adam (amon04) | 82.33 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |